CPAC Comedy Central #3

KLONDIKE, CPA Central, Bam’s Closet – With the recent Bot Raids plaguing the community, the staff of CPAC’s “Comedy Central” have planned an amazing response that could perhaps save our community as a whole. Prepare to be offended and triggered as much as possible.

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Mystic Zing: Predictions for 2017

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – We’ve officially said goodbye to 2016 and hello to 2017. With that being said, we’ve called in the mystical readings of Zing King To to predict the future and tell us what is going to happen in the year 2017 in our community.

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CPAC Comedy Central #1

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KLONDIKE, CPA Central, Bam’s Shack – With the recent announcement of CPAC’s “Comedy Central” plans and about 2 days to prepare the first and more than likely last adaption of this column is here! Prepare to be offended and triggered as much as possible.

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An Army Is Not Just For Christmas

KLONDIKE, CP Army Central Headquarters – Hello, while you sit and enjoy your Christmas Holidays, we must remember that while this is the season for gift giving and awful Lynx sets being given to every single boy, there are some people who are adopting armies knowing full well they will lose interest after the Christmas Period.

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Story Time With Goblin

This post is purely satirical and accurately reflects the views of CPAC, CPAWM, and all of its affiliates fully and entirely.  

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CP Army Central CEO Jodie Fearful Following Relocation

KLONDIKE – CP Army Central Headquarters – It appears that the CP Army Central Chief Executive Officer has become rather fearful today on Christmas Eve following the realisation about her whereabouts.

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Saturday Night with CPAC

*WARNING: This post contains strong language and themes of an adult nature.*

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – The CPA Central staff has decided to start the Saturday Night with CPA Central column once again to make armies less boring.

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A Look Back In Our Past

This post is strictly satire and does not reflect the views of CPAC, CPAWM, or any of its affiliates. 

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How IW Came Back

It’s official, the world is trembling, not in fear, but due to the cold. The Ice Warriors are back and a cold wind blows over Club Penguin Armies. Many people are wondering how IW came back after their long death, but don’t worry, I know all about it. Continue reading

How IW Came Back

It’s official, the world is trembling, not in fear, but due to the cold. The Ice Warriors are back and a cold wind blows over Club Penguin Armies. Many people are wondering how IW came back after their long death, but don’t worry, I know all about it. Continue reading

BREAKING: iGamerDude (Carlos) Deported

THERMAL, RF HQ – In a twist of events, I have just received confirmation that the leader of RF, iGamerDude, more commonly known as Carlos, has been deported back to Columbia by President Trump. Read more as I follow this story.

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BREAKING: iGamerDude (Carlos) Deported

THERMAL, RF HQ – In a twist of events, I have just received confirmation that the leader of RF, iGamerDude, more commonly known as Carlos, has been deported back to Columbia by President Trump. Read more as I follow this story.

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DJ Khaled Visits CP Armies

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Let’s Have Some Fun

The past few days at CPAC we’ve seen a drop of post being uploaded, outside of the CP Army Advent Challenge, which the majority of you have stopped caring about after Day 3. Anyway, I’m not making this post to report any serious news, mainly cause I haven’t really kept up with the news, but anyway, let’s have some fun.

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Don’t Let Your Dreams Be Dreams: Why I Am A God

KLONDIKE, CPAC HQ, LILD’S OFFICE FOR PIKES – Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. JUST DO IT (NO, NOT THE NIKE AD)! Whoever doesn’t follow these words, is an idiot. I followed these words, and now I am a God. Continue reading