Light Troops Declare War on ACP, DW, SWAT, RPF, DCP, IW and GT

ICE BOX, LT Capital – The deteriorating condition of Light Troops continues as they declare war on 7 Club Penguin major armies, which are ACP, DW, SWAT, RPF, DCP, IW and GT.

This is a very surprising move by Light Troops. Apparently, they declare a war on 7 armies at the same time. Even after being in a bad condition and falling out of CPAC, they’ve decided to declare a war on 7 armies. The reason being is “Kim Kardashian”. How funny can it be?

In the histroy, The Light Troops have reached great heights in the army community. Recently, Waterkid have come back to Light Troops and hope to rise Light Troops again. As of now, only Waterkid is leader.

Here’s an excerpt from their post regarding the declaration of war –

We are declaring war on those 7 armies for one reason.

Kim Kardashian

When I was retired I have been obsessed with Kim Kardashian and her family. Every day I would watch an episode of ”Keeping Up with The Kardashians” online and would be obsessed with them due to their wealth and fame. Due to this I have been diagnosed with an illness that will kill me in a month, therefore I shall be taking down those 7 armies with me.

Tomorrow will be the invasion of Sub Zero, Ice Warrior’s capital.

~ Waterkid

This was posted by Waterkid on LT’s site a day ago. It can be seen here. The following post states that Waterkid retired due to some important reason and he is quite sure that he will kill all the 7 armies in a month before his “illness” kills him. Today is the defense of Sub Zero, Ice Warrior’s capital and they even replied back to waterkid’s post on their site –

Although LT has not stated a set time, the current information is for their mystery event on Wednesday, September 24th. In a post they stated that they would be invading our capital, Sub Zero, on the same day. Just to be on the safe side, we are viewing that mystery event as the Invasion of Sub Zero. All troops must attend to defend our capital.

~ Iceyfeet1234

In the above post, Iceyfeet1234 states that his army would be on the safe side. We are yet to hear from other armies regarding this war.

||Interview with Waterkid, LT Leader||

Me: Black

Waterkid: Yellow

So Waterkid, Is there any other reason behind declaring this war other than the one you said in the post?

No.

What are your plans for winning this war?

On Kim Kardashian’s website you can ask her a question and she replies so I’ll be asking her for tips during the war.

Are you confident about rising LT again?

Yes, because Kim Kardashian is.

Why did you declare war on 7 armies? Why not 1?

I have faith.

Any other comments?

No.

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So, What do you think about this war? Who should win? Comment your opinions!

Rishron 

CPAC Reporter

76 Responses

  1. If all of this is true, I’d want him to say what kind of terminal disease he has.

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  2. Oh my gosh this is…. the most funniest thing I’ve read! Waterkid is such a noob! He’s not sick, he just wants an excuse to kill all of those 7 armies.

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  3. I’m sorry to say this but I think LT is going to fail horribly, 7 armies? You have to be joking right? Their is no way you can beat 7 armies. 2 is ok. Or 1, but 7? Wow.

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  4. much laughs
    so funny
    har har har

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  5. That is a LAME excuse to declare a war on like 6 armies, who does something like that? Totally Waterkid because HE IS A TOTAL NOOB/SCRUB

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  6. Waterkid is out of creative ideas

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  7. “deteriorating” isnt a term id use at all tbh
    if anything, LT is rising

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  8. well all these armies together outnumber light troops 7 to 1 so lt will lose im sure they will

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  9. better reason than most of the cp wars out there

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  10. I knew waterkid was mentally retarded but I didn’t know that he would declare war on us. :O

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  11. People claiming he’s not actually going to die and taking his declaration with complete seriousness…

    Retarded kids must laugh at you guys.

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  12. okaaay

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  13. I laughed at reading these comments. Y’all take this shit too easily

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    • Nah, not even taking it seriously but telling the truth of what water did – was mentally retarded and the biggest mistake l ever seen.

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  14. >taking this seriously

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  15. People actually believed that?

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  16. Waterkid I pray to God you are joking.

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  17. Those dang Kardashians man

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  18. This is the most retarded post I’ve ever seen. I hope this isn’t a serious post.

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  19. 3 words, go to college

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  20. yes I’m especially talking about you water

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  21. Isnt this like another idiot way to declare war on armies for no reason?

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  22. w3t4rk1d 9 phunny 6 m3 m4n h3 15 50 c001!!111%$^#

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  23. the recreation of pirates is funnier than this poor excuse of a joke.

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    • The funny part when Water doesn’t want Pirates to be alive and changed it into LT, but then he quit LT for RPF leader. Then he quit RPF as leader for LT again, and invade IW capital server, Sub Zero. Lol such an army hopper. What a sad human goes.

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  24. kim kardashian tho

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  25. LT is never the best army somtimes with this stupid idea.

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  26. Waaaaaat

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  27. water i know all these people are joking about your illness but you’ll be in my prayers.
    #pray4water

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  28. There were robberies all over the place in stockholm today. Also someone planted a bomb at medborgarplatsen but some people managed to get rid of it.Then it also rained. Reading that waterkid could potentially actually be serious about this made my day.

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  29. I’m not quite sure. Waterkid could be suffering from an illness, but I’m afraid I don’t really think it’s true that he’s going to die. 7 armies. No. It’s impossible that he could win.

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  30. This isnt serious but before this came out I was considering postong as well

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  31. I think he is on drugs

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  32. Bigger Noob: Water or Me

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  33. I wasn’t aware LT was suicidal…

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  34. If you read the post on LT site Waterkid quotes in the comments, ‘RIP your intellegence if you even had any’

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  35. what the hell

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  36. Im not taking him seriously, and if this war goes down, theyll loose and its on him

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  37. xXMLGxwAt3rk1dxiSxAxn00bScRuBXx

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  38. Let’s give it a week then see what’s going on

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  39. U high bruh?

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  40. guys i decided not to be the leader of acp i been posioned by waterkid so im staying in light troops helping him but guys i will miss you but i know that i got bored of acp i need a better army farrewell

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  41. HAHAHAHA im KIDDIN i put the USER as mrtchy YOUR ARMY SUCKS END OF DISCUSSING LOSER!!!! LIGHT TROOPS ROCKS

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  42. do they fucking think they can beat all

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  43. CPAC Post Evaluation
    Content:7
    Structure & Language:8
    Overall grade:7.5

    This post was added to the staff record page.

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