Top Ten Armies: 09/01/13

4:35 PM EST and 6:00 PM EST: Various fixes have been made in response to Blue1/2’s fixes to Zak’s original Top Ten draft. While most of it has remained largely unchanged, please see below for the new Top Ten if you are interested. 

As we enter September, we begin to notice armies getting used to school, as their sizes seem to be increasing yet again. In this week’s edition, two former superpowers have fallen hard, and a new face has entered the fray in the Top Ten. Read on to see who is ranked where! Rankings were done by Zak, and descriptions were done by Jay, Tomato, and Superoo.

Also, we apologize for the wait, as there was some initial confusion.

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1T. Nachos [+3] [85.88]

1T. Rebel Penguin Federation [+6] [85.88]

3. Army Republic [-2] [83.75]

4T. Underground Mafias Army [-2] [82.88]

4T. Army of Club Penguin [+2] [81.32]

6. Dark Warriors [+0] [75.88]

7. Ice Warriors [+3] [74.88]

8. Reds [NEW!] [72.75]

9. Doritos [-6] [67.32]

10. Water Vikings [-3] [61.75]

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Close to the Top Ten:

11. Team Blue [+1]

12. Lightning Strikers [+1]

13. Special Weapons & Tactics [-2]

14. Redemption Force [NEW!]

15. Soda Pop Army [-5]

1T. Nachos: The Nachos tie with tie with get back their first spot position this week rising 3 spots ahead, maxing 50 in their practice battle against the Army Of CP/ACP and maxing 30 in their practice battle against the Ice Warriors. The Nachos will tie with the Rebel Penguin Federation this week. The Nachos also claim that during their practice battle with the ACP that the ACP only maxed 28 not 35 (as they say).

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1T. Rebel Penguin Federation: The Rebel Penguin Federation this week rises back into their number 1 spot maxing 40 in all of the week. The RPF started their week with invading the Army Republic for Tuxedo maxing only around 15, winning the battle against the AR who only maxed 12, the day after the RPF had their defense of Ice Age maxing 30+, in the meantime of the event: Flappy, Elmikey, Sir Pj, Red Gush24, and a few others were ddosed and they believe that the Army Republic are the ones responsibile. Then the RPF sends their divisions: Navy and Air Force to Sleet to battle the Army Republic and then they say that the battle was not worth so the Navy and Air Force went to go help the Marines on Berg maxing 32+, and then gets 40 at their invasion of Tuxedo on August 31st.

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3. Army Republic: The Army Republic goes down one spot this week from their two week reign of first. This week the AR has been a little chaotic due to Vinny and Buritodaily getting ready to retire. Over the whole week they max about 27-30. They started off their week battling the RPF on their “prized server” Berg where the AR max around 27 following that they Invaded Sleet where the RPF did not show up and cleansed Berg where the RPF did not show up as well. After that they had a u-lead on Ascent maxing about 17-20 while Burr and Vinny could not make the event and then finally after that they have a recruiting session maxing around 30.

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4T. Army of Club Penguin: The ACP goes up two spots this week getting third maxing around 35 this week in all. They started off the week with a practice against the new rising army: Team Blue where they maxed 18, followed by a recruiting session where they maxed around 35. The next day they have a recruiting/training event where they max 30 and then the AUS division maxed 22 at an event on Zipline. The next day of course they have another recruiting/training maxing about 35 the AUS later maxed 30 in a scheduled battle against the Ice Warriors but the Ice Warriors had a mis-confusion on that event. They finished the week battling the Nachos on Breeze where it was un-decided who won or not and the ACP maxes 30.

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4T. Underground Mafias Army: The Underground Mafias Army’s week started off with the return of Spiff, the UMA’s 2ic, who returned from surgery. The UMA then held a “streaking” event on Tundra where they maxed sizes of 25 and averaged sizes of 20, where they displayed creative formations and had excellent tactic. Wgfv announced the forming of the Black and Red UMA Divisions as he believed they would be helpful in their upcoming war. Four days after Spiff’s return, he announced that he would be away for three weeks due to illness. The UMA then announced the invasion of Bunny Hill, a server that they lost to the Doritos a few weeks ago.

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6. Dark Warriors: The Dark Warriors have maxed about 30 in all this week having a few events and being allies with the Army Republic! The Dark Warriors started the week with a training session maxing around 21-22 having great tactics. The next day they helped the Army Republic defend Snow Bank where they maxed 23, following that they were suppose to have a practice battle with Water Vikings but the WV did not show up so the DW maxed about 29-30.

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6T. Ice Warriors: The Ice Warriors’ week started off with two training sessions, in which they achieved sizes of 20 and had near-perfect tactics. On Tuesday, they held two more training sessions, where they averaged 15+ at one, and averaged 20+ at the other. The next day, they held a Practice Battle with the Nachos, where they averaged sizes of 20 and had superbly executed tactics. They also worked on their formations, which were very creative. They also held a Practice Battle with the Doritos, which would be Albert417’s last event as the Ice Warriors’ leader. They announced more training and practice events for next week, as well as Practice Battles with the DW and UMA.
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8. Reds: After the Reds closed for a while, they reopened with a reopening event on Wednesday where they averaged 13-15. Their next event was a recruiting session on Thursday where they maxed 19. On Thursday the Reds also had an unscheduled event where they reached sizes of about 26. Another event took place on Thursday where the Reds maxed sizes of 30. The Reds also announced that they will soon be having leader elections.

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9. Doritos: The Doritos started off the week by posting some important polls on Tuesday. An important active count was then posted on Thursday. On Friday, DCP had two events this week. They faced the Ice Warriors in a practice battle, maxing 25, and then had a recruiting session on Big Surf.

10. Water Vikings: The Water Vikings have fallen since last week and are now placed at tenth. WV started the week off with a training session where they averaged 17 and maxed 20. WV was supposed to have a practice battle with DW, but only ten troops were on chat and they were only there to hang out. WV finished off the week with a training session on Saturday where 8 people showed up.

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And so ends another edition of the CPAC Top Ten. This week, we asked you, “Following Mustapha’s retirement, what will happen to the Doritos?”. Well, let’s see how you all answered.

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Judging from this week’s Top Ten, the majority of you, 41%, were right, considering DCP has taken a tumble down to 9th.

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Zakster

CPAC Chief of Staff

Tomato8883

CPAC Editor In Chief

Superoo13

CPAC Reporter

Lord Jay

CPAC Reporter

104 Responses

  1. its just the way we ball

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  2. yay nachos

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  3. Bias ACP should be first

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  4. I like Donuts.

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  5. >inb4 cas rage

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  6. Team Blooooo 11th

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  7. Wut FPF tied for first?

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  8. reds use bots :O

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  9. This ish by far worst fckin dang Top 10 evaaa

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  10. WHAT THE HECK WE DCP DIDNT HAVE 1 EVENT YOU JUST DIDNT LOOK AT OUT SITE DOWN
    DOWN WITH CPAC
    DOWN WITH CPAC

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  11. We rocked this time! I’m really glad we are at our worthy spot 🙂

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  12. this is good and bad. good becouse rpf rised up 6 spots,and the redemption force got up to 14. its bad becouse dcp droped so low 😦

    P.S. the redemption force was in number 7 on smac top 10,now ere 14 here 🙂

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  13. How is AR bigger than ACP, and how is RPF first? Nachos should be first, and ACP and RPF should be tied for second. And AR should be like 5th, DW 4th.

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  14. thats the biggest rise ive ever seen on the top 10,someone rised 6 armies (someone=RPF)and redemption force rose up alot 🙂

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  15. Taco begging me for my powers just that I can have Reds leader.

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    • Bullshit, we don’t allow RPF noobs like you in our armies. Taco also was saving up for NC that’s why he did that. How about you donate like me and everyone else. Loooooooooooooooool.

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  16. OH SAY CAN WE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  17. “Flappy, Elmikey, Sir Pj, Red Gush24, and a few others were ddosed and they believe that the Army Republic are the ones responsibile. ” Really RPF still using that excuse?

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  18. SPA should be first.

    ACP should be 10th. Again.

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  19. I found everyone’s reaction to this Top 10.

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  20. Sopas back what the fckkk?????

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  21. AHAHAHA. REDS. AHAHA.

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  22. bias SPA shouldn’t be there, How did RPF jumped 6 spots?!?

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  23. I look at these comments, and all I see is complatins. All of you just stop complaining. Seriously, I used to complain all the time and I was called a bigass noob. The top 10 makers make mistakes and they try their hardest to be fair. Stop with all the lying and drama just to make other armies look bad because it really doesn’t. All it does is make you look like an idiot.

    Great Top 10!

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  24. DW moved from 5th to 6th!?

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  25. bias AR should’ve been first

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  26. A real top ten have 2nd place cause if an army ties 1st then the army in third is 2nd

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  27. I love all the attention that this gets.

    OMG CALM DOWN, THIS IS VIRTUAL. GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME KFC OR SOMETIMES

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  28. Says IW is 6t in descriptions but 7th in the rankings, which are we? Also I count about 25 in Rpf’s pic, where is the 40?

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  29. This top ten is almost unbelievable but whatever, nice post btw zak

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  30. Zak you bias acp should be in 3rd

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  31. IW SHALL RISE

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  32. I have not left UMA for illness, I am going to a Chronic Pain Rehabilitation clinic. I wont be back till end of Sept. Im probably one of the first CP army members to go to rehab.

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  33. NACHOS

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  34. Can people use correct grammar and not look as though they are fcking retarded and mental?????
    #ZAKPWNSALLFUCKYOU

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  35. one does not simply go up 6 spots in a week without some bias involved.

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  36. 100th comment… boom.

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