Dictatorship For Dummies

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Hello CPAC viewers and once again be ready to read another post for dummies, this one involving the popular vote in the last post which was Dictatorship.

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I know a lot of you wanted a Lord Pain for Dummies post but I can’t do that for a simple reason, one does not simply make a post for the almighty dictator, ruler of 9 worlds, god of the Egyptians, the one and only Lord Pain, we are not worthy. Dictatorship is as close as I can get to that topic so let us go into it. We all know that there are several type of dictators in this CP Army world and many of them who have succeeded and reached Legend glory and others who will never see it because of coups and this post is mainly for you dummies. Here are some tips for you to not be such a pain in the neck… no pun intended.  Now for all you future Stalin, Hitler, Castro, Kim Jong Il’s lets get to what makes a good dictatorship work on a Club Penguin army and get you to boost up your troop rate and efficiency.

Dictatorship is a single led nation and ruled by an iron fist, whatever the leader says, goes. This can be very stressful and possibly cause quick retirement, or even a coup do to a bad decision made under stress. I have done some thinking and I have found a few ways in which a dictatorship will not end in stress related incident.

  • Don’t be a Tyrant who does not notice what his troops want. King Louis XVI was beheaded for a reason.
  • Use a balanced ranking system, get 2ic’s that are capable to lead their own army but aren’t power hungry, so basically don’t hire Sccot or those kinds of troops who always ask about their rank first.
  • Pornography on the other tab. When stress shows up, let them boobies take it away.
  • Don’t hold elections or anything like that. This ain’t no Murica, you’re a dictator! We will do this for Mother Russia!
  • Don’t rage… you look like a toddler who is having a tantrum. If you rage every second you prove how incapable you are.
  • Be Pain. The Almighty Pain is the best example of how glorious a good dictatorship can be.
  • Results of the bullet above ^ may vary.

Well CPAC dummies, I hope that helps, and thanks for keeping this CPAC “For Dummies” article keep running, I had to post this one a few days late since the Legends Cup was hogging views.

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So what should I do next? Comment Your Ideas or pick one of the following:

  • Time Zones for Dummies
  • Admitting Defeat for Dummies
  • Hacking for Dummies.

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34 Responses

    • Andy declares first: “STFU ANDY GTFO IMA KILL YOUR FAMILY AHHHHHHHH”
      What’s Up or anyone else declares first: “hmm, I better up vote this. That would be cute”
      Wut is dis. Someone please explain.

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  1. 2nd and next please do hacking for dummies. 😀

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  2. Admitting Defeat for Dummies

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  3. HACKING FOR DUMMIES

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  4. I like how this post was made after the posts about Lord Pain and Elmikey were published.

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  5. Be wgfv not pain

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  6. This post is obvious

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  7. Xat whores for dummies

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  8. Actually, Bias for dummies.

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  9. Admitting defeat for dummies. A couple armies need this one. 😛

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  10. twerking for dummies

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  11. PR0 H4XX0RZ!!!!!!111!!11!!!! for dummies.

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  12. defo elmikey and rpf.

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  13. Hacking for Dummies

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  14. Randomly DDOSing for Dummies. *wary*

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  15. Next: Admitting Defeat for Dummies

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  16. Admitting Defeat for Dummies: NEVER.

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  17. Communism for dummies

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  18. ABUSING FOR DUMMIES WHAT FUCKERS

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  19. Admitting defeat for dummies

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  20. Do hacking for dummies.

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  21. ADMITTING DEFEAT FOR DUMMIES.

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    • YAY MY COMMENT WAS ON A POST AND also i know its ironic that im agreeing with asdfghjkl AGAIN! BUT I DO! admitting defeat for dummies.

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  22. Hacking for dummies lol

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  23. hacking for dummies

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  24. Reblogged this on Club Penguin Army Comedy Central.

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