The Blue Review [2]: Adult Diapers Mailed to Elmikey’s Home

AMURICA, PARENT’S BASEMENT — Allegations rise due to a pack of adult diapers that were mailed to the home of Elmikey, Leader of the Rebel Penguin Federation. Now, we’ve all heard about Elmikey’s “24/7” recruiting claims, but no one’s necessarily thought about exactly what that means. In fact, if Elmikey did recruit 24/7, that would not allow time for any sort of bathroom breaks whatsoever.

Thus, he would need some of these.

So, being the extremely kind souls they are, a member of this community decided to take matters into their own hands. That person, who a source informs me was 50cent of the Nachos, mailed Elmikey a pack of adult diapers to help with the unfortunate side effects of 24/7 recruiting. Elmikey explained the situation on ACP chat.

To get more on this story, I traveled to RPF chat to find Elmikey.

Interview with Elmikey, RPF Leedur

Blue1: So, you said earlier on xat that a package of diapers were sent to your house?

Elm: Yah. I have a picture lul. 

Blue1: May we see?

Elm: I guess I’m fat and have no life since I would leave my autotyper on CP recruiting while I’m away. 

Blue1: Who do you believe sent these?

Elm: Sources say a Nacho mod sent it. 

Blue1: Some are telling CPAC 50cent mailed them. What’s your response to this? 

Elm: Be driven with purpose. Be relentless in your alignment with excellence. Pay no mind to dissimpassioned impotant haters. What is evil? Killing is evil, lying is evil, slanding is evil, gossip is evil, abuse is evil, envy is evil, hatred is evil, to cling to false doctrine is evil; all these things are evil. And what is the root of evil? 

Blue1: What was the reaction of your parents to a package of diapers, addressed to “El Mikey”, arriving at their home? 

Elm: Funny story: she [my mom] was like “why the fuck were we sent this”, and I said “Evil people sent it to me because they’re out to get me.”

Blue1: What do you plan to do with the diapers?

Elm: I’m keeping the package because it was the first hate mail I ever received and I found it hilarious. 

Blue1: Any final comments regarding this? 

Elm: That’s not cool, you can try everything but in the end the Rebel Penguin Federation will always crush the evil. 

Blue1: Thanks for your time. 

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So, what do YOU think? Will Elm end up making *~*good use*~* of the diapers? Who mailed him them, and are there more packages to come? Comment with YOUR opinion!

๖̶̶̶ۣۜмaтт.вℓυєѕσᴄкωa1

CPA Central CEO

Note: Before anyone goes and says that CPAC is being anti-RPF, this is a satirical post. Don’t try it. 

87 Responses

  1. this is the best thing that has ever happened in CP armies

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  2. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL – idiots.

    This shows how far we’ve fallen into stupidity these days…

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  3. Legendary.

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  4. I WANTA FUCK DHAT ASSSS

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  5. wait till the viagra comes lol and other stuff i know who sent it and stuff lol

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  6. yo did xat crash

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  7. Hilarious.

    But it’s even more funny when it comes from the army who said RPF take this game too seriously.

    What a joke the Nachos are, literally lol.

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  8. It’s funny, but at the same time, immature.

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  9. use them to climax into thats what id do

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  10. Faith restored in armies today.

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  11. lmfao a new era in armies (wary)

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  12. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL….it’s not THAT funny…..I would say thanks to the person that got me those -wary-

    Legen-wait for it-dary

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  13. I’m laughing so hard at this. I think this would be in the CP Timeline for an example of how fun and comedic it can get.

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  14. Lol
    I’m actually impressed by the way Elmikey just went along with the interview, that was the best bit as well xD

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  15. CPAC is being anti-RPF.

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  16. … People take this war to serius :I

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  17. Genius

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  18. WTF?!? I thought this was one big joke, this is just stupid.

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  19. No comment.

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  20. ROCKY FOH NEW DORITOS LEADUR

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  21. BROUGHT TOO YOUS INPARTBY ROCKY25721

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  22. RAINBOW DIAPERS FOR THE FAGGOTS

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  23. In all my years.. I have never seen anything even close to this. It’s taking it a bit too far I do admit, but I also laughed my ass off when I realized the post was NOT a joke. To whoever did this, whether it was 50 Cent or not, you’ve made my day.

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  24. Congratulations whoever sent these, you officially have no life whatsoever! xD

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  25. LOL (not at the message above)

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  26. Elm will be putting these diapers to *~*good use*~*.

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  27. I LIKE USING GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS WHAT BISH

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  28. I PLAY WITH BOOBIES LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING PLAY TOYS

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  29. I would slap dem diapers on and stay online 24/7

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  30. This should be recorded as one of the funniest things to happen in CP armies.

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  31. LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY BEST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED

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  32. I Like Pussy 😀

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  33. I Get Pussy Likeh Cake

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  34. This is gold. lmao.

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  35. lol elmikey rpf sucks they wont do anything but poop in their adult diapers.

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  36. Elm says he has no life and hes fat /:lL

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  37. Reblogged this on Club Penguin Army Comedy Central.

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  38. thats hilarious

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  39. lul

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  40. Reblogged this on Club Penguin Army Comedy Central and commented:
    LMAOOOO

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  41. LOL

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  42. 50cent, you legend.

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  43. this is still the best post in CPAC history

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  44. still great

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  45. This post is awesome lmfao

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  46. Still can’t get over this lol

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  47. two years and still absolutely hilarious

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  48. Best thing in armies. ever

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  49. Still fucking hilarious

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  50. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
    Who’s reading this in DECEMBER?
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  51. Reblogged this on Nacho Army of Club Penguin™ and commented:
    #throwback

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  52. Oh my good lord im dying right now! XDD AHAHAHAHAAH :3

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  53. Reblogged this on mycpastory and commented:
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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  54. LOL

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  55. WHOS READING THIS IN ONE OF THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR?

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  56. Reblogged this on Nacho Army of Club Penguin™ and commented:
    Once upon a time…

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  57. #throwback. Its 2017 and this is still the best post ever.

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  58. Not only that but back in 2013 when l was in dw, people were sending delivery pizza to my house and l actually had them, like omg. I thought it was a joke, but l actually had them. Good times. This post is still hilarious, l almost cried!! 😂

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  59. 2019. still funny.

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  60. Godly.

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