Editorial: Why Wars Fought on Stupidity Will Destroy Us

When we speak of the innovations we make as the days go on in this community, we talk of the many things we have accomplished in the recent months. And truly, we’ve accomplished much. But in many cases, we fail to realize one of the major changes that has come to this community in the past few months.

We have completely rewritten war as we know it — in a very bad way. 

I was told before making this post that it would piss off many leaders of many powerful armies, so I go into this cautiously. I realize that many views expressed here will be unpopular with many of the tycoons of the Top Ten, so I apologize in advance if the truth hurts. 

Let me talk to you about the evolution of warfare. Warfare was innovated as we know it by many influential people, jumping from the use of bunched, snowball-throwing to an evolved form of warfare that was less hands-on, but much easier to judge. Many of the original, most prominent wars were fought in the ways of bunched, snowball-throwing, most notably The Color Wars and some of the original wars between ACP, UMA, the Nachos, and the rest.

I’m not talking about that innovation, that innovation is discussed enough as it is. I’m going to start this point by speaking about three recent wars — the Dark Warriors vs. Water Vikings (& Nachos and AR depending on what you consider “legitimate”), the Nachos v. Rebel Penguin Federation war, and the only recent begun Army of CP v. Army Republic war.

I’m not sure exactly where it first happened, but somehow, someway armies decided that they could just ignore invasions — they also decided to go on pride steroids. Humility is dead, no one can admit defeat anymore.

I AM ALSO AWARE OF THE WHITE ALLIANCE INVADING MIGRATOR 
FROM US, WE WILL JUST IGNORE THEM AND CARRY ON 
GETTING STRONGER.

That was Waterkid100, Former Pirates Leader, in an address to the army on January 24, 2013.

THEREFORE, WE'RE IGNORING ALL INVASIONS BUT FOR ONE 
ARMY, THE WATER VIKINGS. IF THEY BRING ALLIES, 
THEIR INVASIONS/DEFENSE WILL BE INVALID, 
RESULTING IN A WIN FOR DW, DON'T LIKE IT? 
DON'T CARE.

And that was Dxdzn, leader of the Dark Warriors, during the two/three-week crisis between the Water Vikings, Dark Warriors, and a few other armies. In a post a few days later, responding to Change’s post here, Dxdzn stated the following.

THERE HAS TO BE A MUTUAL AGREEMENT THAT THE WAR 
WILL STOP, YOU CAN IGNORE THE INVASIONS BUT 
THEY ARE STILL CONSIDERED VALID.

I think the hypocrisy of this is evident, so I won’t bother explaining it to you. I’ll simply say that going by Dxd’s logic, all of the invaded servers taken from DW by the Nachos are currently Nacho property.

Of course, one of the larger issues of all this is that there is no way to decide who owns what, anyone can claim whatever they like. I’m not here to lobby for the Council to return, but I’m simply stating that the problem itself is that these armies are self-sufficient. That’s good, but it also means that whatever servers they want to own, they basically can own.

The second issue plaguing our community at this point is pride steroids. 

Even more dangerous than crystal meth.

Armies claiming victory when they — well, didn’t win — has been around for ages, but in recent weeks it has skyrocketed in commonness. For a long time now, I’ve wanted to be able to write a Top Ten where I could say one army won a battle, and another army lost that battle. That happens very rarely nowadays. At the end of the day, the armies agree to disagree, which doesn’t really work due to the fact that we’re fighting for ownership of a server — all you’re doing by agreeing to disagree is heightening the conflict — you’re just going to go to war again in a few months when someone wants you to get the fuck off “their” server. 

In the recent RPF/Nachos war, the Nachos have tried to argue victory at certain battles — sometimes with legitimate reasoning such as DDOSing, multi-logging, etcetera — and in some cases, have done so simply to mess with the RPF, who are rather hardcore about all this. In reality, I understood this when it first happened because the Nachos are a group of funny guys, and this was the sort of stunt I expected them to pull. The used The Stale Nacho to hype up propaganda, and it was an enjoyable event for all of us.

But the truth is, my friends, all of this is beginning to accumulate, and we are beginning to redefine warfare in a way where army leaders agree to disagree, and a server remains disputed until they decide to go to war again. And you know what? Yeah, it was funny in the beginning, and we all thought it’d blow over. But now, our community getting a makeover in real time, and no one should be laughing anymore, they should be scared shitless. 

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CPA Central CEO

76 Responses

  1. Thank God

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  2. Crystal meth, cool with me.

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  3. FIRST NO ONE CALLED IT YEA!

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  4. All you kids saying meth is cool will see how cool it is when you end up in jail crying for your mommy because ACP isn’t 1st on SMAC when they should be. They have earned themselves that spot just like how crystal meth is the best drug on earth, right?

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  5. i am drugs yes

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  6. This post was also directed at you.

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  7. Lol, “Fight The Good Fight” because using bots and multilogging is a good fight. Get real, RPF will die soon.

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    • Keep lying to your troops. You’re the #1 multi-logging army and everyone has known that for months. I’m sorry Puckley puts up with you. Using bots? You mean the recruiters that auto-type? The Nachos did that first I got the idea from them.

      Keep dreaming.

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      • ya us nachos also kill for money and sell crack

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      • Lying to my troops? Multilogging? LOLWUT! Just because you can’t accept defeat doesn’t mean we multilog. We have pics of your troops saying that they will bring the bots on and will multilog. How can you deny picture evidence? Typical RPF. This is why you always die. I don’t even take RPF seriously because I know they will die. Btw, you’re like 20, stop playing CP and go outside or something. We know you have nothing better to do but please, just try.

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      • That’s nonsense.
        I have been to almost every Nacho event and I haven’t seen a SINGLE multi-logger. At all. We don’t even recruit nowadays, so saying that we’ve recently been using auto-typers is in-accurate. Those auto-typers you’ve seen are just framing others due to pure jealousy and the fact they’ve got nothing better to do than blame us for auto-typing and bot usage.

        Elmikey, do your research.

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    • Thank you for providing us a lovely example of this very problem, Elmikey and Ads.

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  8. Sometimes during war, I play dumb just to get the other army upset. I’m not stupid, I’m just a dick.

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  9. Obligatory “THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK ELMIKEY IS DUMB LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.”

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  10. Nachos have Ddos’ed everyone in our leadership and half our mods. Everyone knows you multilog and use bots. You lie to your troops, and I have pics for proof. You send spies through our ranks. And worst of all, you Ddos RPF’s leadership to win a CLUBPENGUIN war LOL. Anyone who hacks another army to win a war has a serious illness and needs to see a therapist. RPF FOREVER!

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    • Adding the ‘RPF FOREVER’ at the end just shows you are an RPF fanboy and that by spewing unsubstantiated nonsense such as that, are contributing to this whole issue

      This is not supposed to generate a debate of “YEAH NACHOS/RPF DO THAT BUT WE THE NACHOS/RPF ARE THE VICITMS HERE AND ARE BETTER11!1!1!!11”. You are both equally at fault, as are many other armies.

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    • Yet your leaders have specialized botting programs. Spies have been legal for a while now, and it’s called DoSing when you do it to another person, not DDOSING. What’s sad is when 20 year old men are leading the “CLUBPENGUIN war LOL” that they’re getting “hacked” in. “RPF FOREVER!”

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  11. So… How about them Romans.. Thriving..

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  12. for god sake why haven’t judges been assigned to determine battles already

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    • Because the last time I tried that (I.E. CP Army Council) there was a CPAC IZ GOIN TO CONTROL ZE WURLD !!/!/!/!!:!:!/!/!!/1!1!!1!1 shitstorm and massive public outcry about my ‘power-hungriness’. Thus, the council was once again shut down.

      Looks like that worked out real well for all of you, didn’t it?

      This is in addition to the fact that even while the council was still active, armies would only support the judges until they made a decision the army felt was ‘biased’ or just plain didn’t like. Then, they get bitchy, say ‘we won and don’t care what the council says’, take out their support, and the cycle begins again.

      And you wonder why I’m reluctant to introduce judges again.

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      • I was a personal witness to this. People are always denying their the losers. I for one would support the council coming back but…. People won’t… You know what would be interesting? To see if the troops feel the same way, start a comment Poll to see what they think…

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  13. Nachos never admit defeat.

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  14. dislike squad is coming for you

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  15. The problem is the Nachos. Remember in January when Boomer was running the council? I think DW was beating Nachos 12-2 or something according to the council, and the Nachos still cried and tried to say Boomer was biased.

    Does anybody not remember when Boomer and Shab banned two certain DW leaders from armies? Lol, Nachos get a reality check.

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    • The Nachos are by absolutely no means the only ones at fault here, and to act as if they are is a perfect example of the problem B1 addresses.

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    • You are certainly cring. Nachos were never the only problem. By saying this, you are only attempting to spread propaganda directed at them to make everyone hate them. It won’t work, bud. You are the one who needs a reality check here.

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  16. All leaders are cowards.

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  17. We should set a set of common rules for an “army” war. Honestly these are more like dance clubs then war.

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  18. I must say… This is a reason why CP armies are falling overall. People are breaking the system from which we rely on.
    10/10 for truth 9/10 overall

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  19. very true dude

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  20. I just want to say when we ignored the WA invasion, I meant it was valid but we won’t be turning up to defend it.

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  21. This is getting boring now…

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  22. Bias ACP should be first.

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  23. Well, ladies and gents, this has been fun, but don’t you think we should all grow up a bit now and stop throwing around the childish accusations of “IT WAS THEIR FAULT, HIGKFDSKRHGFD11111!!!!111”

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  24. Finally , someone posts about this , I applaud you , great post.

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