Goodbye to the Savior of Armies – Retirement of Lord Pain

EDIT: Pain’s Final post.

It is not everyday when a Legend retires. And usually when he/she does, it is met with much sadness. Many people have came up to me and asked me to write a post about this legend that has retired because of how close I was to him and how dear of a friend he was to me. This guy, has lead many armies and has been in many ranks of many armies. He has taught me a new style of leading, one that involves the most disciplined of minds and the coldest of hearts. Many times I have argued with him and at the time, I was wrong for not agreeing with him. His many army accomplishments are below.

  • ST(5th/8th on CPAC)
  • UMA(8th on CPAC)
  • TCP(7th on CPAC)
  • DCP(6th/5th on CPAC)
  • SWAT(5th on CPAC)
  • RPF(7th on CPAC)
  • GT(3rd on CPAC)
  • LT(2nd on CPAC)
  • PCP (4th on CPAC)
  • EPT(9th on CPAC)

As we can see, my dear friend knows what he is doing. He is an amazing leader that is really good at scaring away troops, An amazing negotiator saying he is leaving the CPAC gala because no one was bowing to him. A fun one to work with when he is high as fuck and refusing to acknowledge your ideas because he refuses to acknowledge you as someone intelligent. If you still have no idea who I am talking about, it is My Lord who I must obey or risk being murdered, Lord Pain.

My Struggle

Greetings CP Army Community,

My time has come, its for me to give you all my permanent good bye’s. My loyalists, my enemies, and the neutral. I joined Club Penguin Armies in late 2009. My first army was the Night Warriors I spent a short time there and then moved on to DW and I joined them during the DW vs. WW war. I quit DW and then spent the rest of my days leading small armies from 2009 to 2010 and I also  joined TG as 4ic for a short time. From 2011 to present I led major armies the first being Swat and then afterwards DCP. I took a break from armies and returned UMA sometime in early 2012 as a mod rank under Harv’s leadership. GT was an army I had often kept track of for whatever reason, an odd attraction. I saw that Jerry, now and forever my greatest xat friend had restarted the GT I applied for leader but got 3ic. I worked my way up and proved myself with my recruiting skills, I was then made leader. I led the GT to 8th on CPAC it was the first time I myself had led an army into the top ten. GT was my first and I fell deeply in love, even obsessed with the army. I still think about them even now even though they hated me I wanted to lead them more than anything. I led GT through the war with UMA which ended in a tie under Jerry and I GT maxed about 28+ and it was beautiful to me then, I never felt more at home. The time I spent in GT and with my friend Jerry mean’t everything to me and I still bear those memories in mind hoping that I would once again find an army in which I could feel the same. I never did, and it made sense, there is nothing like your home army honestly. I was overthrown there after leading for 3 months and I moved on to lead various armies into the top ten, top 5, and top 3. My memories are all jumbled up at this point in time because I’m able to easily remember my favorite times in armies but after my time in GT the order of which I did things begins to get fuzzy on me. I’ll tell you guys more about some of my favorite moments. Such as the Pretzels after my adventures in GT I broke my computer and didn’t return until late 2012 where I Joined SWAT led for a short time, but then I was overthrown and Swat shut down. I then recreated Pretzels and led them for 2 months, I single alone  established the Pretzels golden age of 4th on CPAC, I also  rejoined UMA at the same time as 2ic for a short time under Zak, Coolster, Derek. I quit UMA too because of the new leaders that were being picked, I knew that they would kill UMA and that I was the obvious choice for leader. After this is where it gets very fuzzy. My next favorite point in time is when I led GT again, when I led GT again I had been asked by Jerry to lead bout 6 months beforehand. Planning was done, we opened and on our opening day we maxed 20+ because SaW and Unk from DW had ddos’ed me and Ganger. They were cowards and they didn’t want  GT to murder DW, they were afraid of me like every leader in this community is. DW also attacked us on CP and we crushed them as well they maxed the same as us but with horrible tactics. After this occurrence I have no idea what order things happened in. So I’ll just tell you every army I’ve led and what position I led them to. ST(5th/8th on CPAC), UMA(8th on CPAC), TCP(7th on CPAC), DCP(6th/5th on CPAC), SWAT(5th on CPAC), RPF(7th on CPAC), GT(3rd on CPAC), and LT(2nd on CPAC), PCP (4th on CPAC), EPT(9th on CPAC). I know some of you will be sad, some of you will be happy, but me I think I’m going to be alright. My only regret is that I was unable to lead with Jerry long term like I had always wanted. More may be added to this post later. One piece of information that everyone should know is that my birthday is in 2 days and thats part of the reason for my retirement. I have things to do and I’m done with CP Armies period. I will never be seen on xat again. I’ll be adding  pictures of my success with CP Armies at a later time.

To Lord Pain, before closing off this post, I must tell you something. I am glad you are gone. I never cared for you and the way you treat people is pathetic. There is a major difference between supporting your troops and treating the ones whom willingly joined your army like slaves. Something you never learned and never will learn is that the only way you will get a high rank in a decent army is through hard work. Working from member up will let you experience the abuses that most if not all of us saw, and getting leader or 2ic everywhere you went did not help. Also in case you were too stupid to realize, all those armies that died when you left didn’t die because you left, they died because you fired and/or scared off all the troops that were loyal to the army. You’re not a great leader, you just know how to con your way in. Also I doubt you would be such a jerk if you got out once in a while. A social life does wonders to a person, I should know. Also I know when I fuck up, and I admit I fuck up. I don’t go around saying that Blue1 ruined my career in the Army council because I made some controversial decisions. I know very well I did. Don’t blame all the people who opposed you for ruining you, because it all boils down to the fact that you can’t accept mistakes.  In fact I had you tested the other day for how much of a kid you are, and I got told this:

Now that is pretty sad. Even a cold hearted robot that is meaner than Water told you that you are a horrible person. With that all Said, Don’t come back Pain, Enjoy Retirement on the Prison next to the Island 😀

For all of you whom are appalled by how I treated Pain, it’s a taste of his medicine. He may have treated some of you well, but when someone treats you the way Pain treated me, he has no respect. The Troops of GT, the ones that stayed when he lead were those whom either bowed down and kissed his ass or joined after he took control. Rest of us were fired. Purposely did the best he could to make sure I was not allowed back in GT because he saw me as a threat to his dictatorship. Went on WW chat when I was leading and constantly trashed it because of the fact I lead it. When you get treated like you are nothing, and that everything you will ever do is wrong, it pisses you off. Pain may have been treated differently if it was someone who liked him, but because this was me, and I was requested to do this post by several people, I gave exactly what he deserved from the “scum that destroyed GT.”

79 Responses

  1. My Regret was bringing him back…

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  2. Tap, you have earned my respect with that post

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  3. ENCORE

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  4. All those months of pain telling me I am useless and pathetic just backfired.

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  5. Bye.
    Cya next week.

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  6. “An amazing negotiator”

    I lost it.

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  7. RPF congratulates you Tap. This did make me laugh, and yes I think Pain needed to rise through the ranks as everyone else

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  8. Well Pain, l feel bad for you. You have earned my respect but you are actually a nice person that right before you retired. I just want you to come back someday. You know you are actually a great leading, experience and loyal skills, that’s a l want to see from you. I know you have some arguments and attitude. But you still are a great person. I love how you rise EPT quickly as those that help you, and has quickly went up to the TeN Top. Well Pain, l think that’s it from myself for you, you did everything. Congrats, and goodbye fellas. Farewell.

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  9. Bye Pain, though army side you weren’t the best, personally your a good friend.

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  10. wait wait wait…. MY STRUGGLE??????!?!?!

    isnt MY STRUGGLE “Mein Kampf” In German? As in the book Hitler wrote?

    Guess it just proves how horrible a dictator he was, huh.

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  11. Pain isn’t a legend…. ugh we’ve lost the definition of legend over the years.. how sad.

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  12. WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!! GOSH! You guys should realize that a noob like myself could’ve been friends with that guy. I’m sure of it. I bet you’re surprised to hear this from a noob… hey guys! 😛 follow me on twitter!

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  13. Finally the person why fired me, a fellow leader from GT, and becoming the horrible person he was today, is gone.

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  14. Wooooooooh hoooooooo Tap!

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  15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  16. I totally agree with every negative thing anyone has to say about him. The monster is gone!

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  17. Although Tap is my friend, I’m disgusted by this post. No person should be talked about in this manner,
    If you truly got to know Pain, I would bet you that you wouldn’t hate him and might actually end up liking him.

    You guys should seriously stop being so judgemental, and stop going with the flow.

    Pain was a nice guy for those of you who probably are just saying
    “Pain is gone hooray, who have never even met Pain and are going just by what others say”

    Goodbye Pain. You were a good friend.

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  18. Perhaps a bit overboard with the criticism?

    Pain wasn’t really a bad guy, his methods of leadership just were in the wrong place at the wrong time, and his ruthlessness didn’t exactly make him friends. But that doesn’t make him a bad leader: on the contrary, his record evidences the opposite.

    In retirement, I think someone deserves a bit more respect than THIS…

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  19. I actually liked Pain. Although he called me a worthless scum “b*tch *ass n*gger” and fired me, I didn’t hate his methods. His leadership was good, as evidenced by his history and experience.

    This post kind of went overboard.. As Veolata said, nobody should receive so much hate after retiring.

    See you, Pain.

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  20. Ding dong the witch is dead.

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  21. Ding dong the witch is dead.

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  22. Also, that son of a bitch is finally gone, maybe now armies can rebuild from the mental damage he has caused, i hope you burn in hell you tyrant, not because you killed ST, not because you were born, (but that is a major reason), and not because you killed a lot of armies, but because you tried to get me to recruit during the Super Bowl!!!

    P.S. Amazing Post Tap 😀
    P.S.S. Anyone who says otherwise can kiss my ass (yes that includes you blue)

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    • same with you Ziro.

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    • Rabbit, that’s mean. Gtfo like you don’t cared about Pain, but you have no rights and respect for Pain. I have agreed to his post and terms. It has goes that l have always remember before. Pain have lead many great armies expect when he said it in on his post. Now, look at him? He’s gone forever and will not be coming back again, and he also quit xat forever. So you need to shut your mouth before saying that. That’s period. I trust Pain, but you need to trust him too and agree with me, that’s all, or you will be going to hell.

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  23. bias acp should be 1st

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  24. Bye Pain, never knew you, but y0l0

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  25. Ding dong the witch is dead…?? O_O

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  26. Pain is honestly a good guy if you get to know him. He’s obviously joking/trolling with a lot of things he says. Lol. He’s caused a lot of fun in this community, and we should thank him for that, and the fact he had success as well and was a great guy if you got to know him closer.

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  27. Hitler’s autobiography “mien kampf” is translated into “My struggle”

    We found hitler.

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  28. Alas Pain’s secret cult of fanboys comes out of the woodwork precisely after he retires and someone bashes him in a post

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  29. I love how everyones coming here to hate on Pain. I’ll join in!
    “CP Armies > Friends” ~Quote from Lord Pain

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  30. Reblogged this on Snow Troops and commented:
    Ok

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  31. No comment

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  32. bro i liked pain

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  33. PSA – PAIN SUCKS ASS
    CP WAS TRYING TO WARN US FROM THE BEGINING

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  34. Bye almighty lord pain have fun

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  35. Aweeeeee. I really wanted to get screamed at again by Lord pain if I miss one event or don’t come an hour before an event 😦

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  36. I honestly think in terms lord pain isn’t that good at armies but he is good to have a chat with. We had our ups and downs lol but now everyone is going to have to find somebody else to f on but basicly I never f’d on him like that I basicly didn’t agree with him on army like terms but anyways good luck ~Tymatt

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  37. Hi Veolata,
    Do you call this an act? A facade put up by Pain only to facilitate an aura of supposed fear and authority, and that “deep down” he’s a total bro like me? http://prntscr.com/19uvm8

    The only time I ever PCed Pain, he went off on a tangent about how important he was and how much of a legend in CP Armies he was. Also, he once kept an army up for at least 2 hours in a recruiting session because they didn’t do as well as he wanted, although they were nearly dead at the time.
    He did this multiple times, so I’ll say that those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it, or in this case doomed to have it repeated by others.
    I have no grudge against Pain, I only want to disprove your theory that Pain never suppressed the armies he led to oblivion.

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    • He did lead some armies into oblivion and did treat some armies badly I’ll admit.

      However, most of those armies rose because of his leadership, and fell with his coup.

      Maybe he was a bad person to you and treated you badly, but to some he was actually really nice.
      Most people who knew him actually liked him, and if he’s so “hated” and so “corrupt” why did so many of his armies rise?

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  38. Da fuq. He’s a laughing stock, not a legend.

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  39. Lord Pain In The Butt is dead.

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  40. Another controversial tyrant has fallen, but then again, are we really safe? Does Pain deserve this treatment? Well, somewhat, he can treat you like trash sometimes, but in the end its all a matter of opinion. ~Mkll

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