Top Ten Armies: 05/25/13 [RANKINGS ONLY]

EDIT 12:15 PM EST: Changed WV/RPF rankings.

With the Army Warfare League Tournament well under way, and as the Nachos/HSA war rages on, we have yet another Top Ten. A few upsets in the AWL cause questioning as to how powerful some armies really are at this point. I encourage you to read on. Descriptions may be added later, but due to the fact that Funks, disgruntled over being fired from CPAC, leaked the Top Ten early. As such, CPAC felt it was best to put it out now. Descriptions may be added later. 

Top Ten Armies

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1. Nachos [+1] [86.75]

2. Hot Sauce Army [-1] [85.88]

3. Army Republic [-1] [82.88]

4. Water Vikings [+6] [73.75]

5T. Rebel Penguin Federation [+2] [70.75]

5T. Army of CP [+0] [70.75]

7. Dark Warriors [-3] [65.88]

8. Ice Warriors [-2] [63.88]

9. Doritos [NEW!] [57.88]

10. The Federation  [NEW!] [53.75]

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11. Pretzels [NEW!]

12. Pirates [-4]

13. Chaos [NEW!]

14. Underground Mafias Army [-6]

15. Fire Warriors [-4]

Descriptions will, most likely, be added in later by myself or one of the staff. That’s all for now.

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CPA Central

161 Responses

  1. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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  2. cool beans.

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  3. Wtf WV worked really hard this week. I personally think WV should be 4th and RPF 5th. Just switch the two around and it’s fine.

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  4. inb4 bias

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  5. Well done Nachos and Federation!

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  6. Are you serious? WV should be higher than 5th, we even did better than AR, who are 3rd

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  7. […] the CPAC Top Ten came out and we were listed at #10! Well done to […]

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  8. Water Vikings should not be 5th. What is this. Bias I tell you. BIAS

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  9. Inb4 RPF think they are the greatest.

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  10. Whooooooooooo Doritos are back in the top 10 Look out Club Penguin Army Universe DORITOS ARE BACK!!!!!!!

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  11. Excellent Top 10. ❤

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  12. RPF is fastest growing army of all time, We’re growing faster now than ever. Even faster than 07. Expect us.

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    • Actually, the Ninjas were the fastest growing. They got 2nd on the top 10 their first week.

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      • LMFAO

        *sees as top 5*
        *doesn’t expect*

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      • False, they aren’t. DW got into the top 5 on their first week, and 1st on the second week. That is why DW got the Biggest Rise award of 2012…

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        • No actually it’s still the Ninjas … those are YEARLY awards that people vote on, not necessarily factual. :mrgreen:

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        • Yes but how long was DW gaining momentum and planning their comeback before hand? Commando just came on and decided to be advisor again, and a bunch of veterans came back within basically a day, including Elmikey who is probably the last guy in armies who can successfully CP recruit.

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          • DW was never gaining momentum and planning their comeback beforehand lol.. SaW just recreated it, and got like 30+ on chat the first day.

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            • and how many times has it been recreated?

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              • That is irrelevant regardless or not if we have been recreated at times. DW has had around 5 or 6 REAL generations

                Anyways I’m pretty sure a DW gen has did more in a month than UMA have in 2-3 years

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                • That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Have you ever tried to lead UMA? You need to fight constantly against rebellions and morons, while trying to keep the people in the army having fun, while trying to win a war, while trying to keep things organized. UMA’s history in the past 2-3 years is far greater than DW’s entire history.

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                  • UMA’s history in the past 2-3 years is far greater than DW’s entire history? It looks like you just joined armies this year, because UMA hasn’t done crap these past years ever since Pink Mafias retired. UMA has NEVER been in the top 3 since the beginning of Top Ten’s. You really say that UMA is a lot better? Give me a break.

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                    • Since when are rebellions occurring in an army a good thing? That just means the army is garbage.

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                    • Joined armies this year eh? I’ve spent the last f*cking 6 years in UMA, and led UMA in 2 of its 4 golden ages. I think I know what I’m talking about. Haven’t been in the top 3 since the beginning of the top tens? Who says the Top Tens even matter? It’s just a system of points to judge a group of armies and make people like you feel better. When’s the last time UMA’s died? Let’s see if you can find it on Google, good luck because it’s never happened. The fact that DW’s had more than 5 generations should say something to you, but I guess it doesn’t.

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                    • To Trickster:

                      Actually, WHO do you think you are? UMA indeed hasn’t done anything since Pink Mafias. The Great Alliance battle? As far as I know the UMA only had 5-7 people at that battle LOL. RUMA? Since when are rebellions occurring in an army a good thing? UMA killing RPF, what… RPF is living at this moment 😆 UMA changing to communism is not an impact on CP armies at all. Government has nothing to with virtual armies on a kids game meant for 6-8 year olds. Since when has UMA ever hit the 40+ mark these past 2-3 years or its entire existence?

                      Since when were Golds made fun of? As far as I know, the Golds used to cuss every army out, and those armies ganged up on Golds like pus.ies. You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. Dark Warriors invented or first used many recruiting methods that other armies nowadays use, created very first special division that some armies use, taking away all of a top 5 army nation’s servers in a week (Nachos), fastest growing army (from non-existent to top 5, and 1st in the second week), etc. Research before you write anything.

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                    • No, who do you think YOU are. Bow down to Trickster you peasant.

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                  • One last thing, where is UMA now? Poop in the toilet, 14th.

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                    • Where was DW last week? *points*

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                    • You’re so dumb. Who do you think you are? Saying UMA hasn’t done anything since Pinkmafias. Really? So all these events in UMA (including The Great Alliance battle, RUMA, Uma killing Rpf for the first time in history, UMA changing into communism, UMA rising into huge numbers multiple times…etc) are just “nothing” to you? What has DW done? Tell me. Before DW, it was Golds. Golds was an army people made fun of. Then they changed their name to Dark Warriors because they wanted to start fresh. Even then, they were hated on. Yeah, they probably got Number 1 or into the Top 3 a couple of times but who cares? What HISTORIC thing has Dark Warriors done? Besides being ranked on a scale.
                      ~Trickster
                      P.S. Don’t mess with my baby, hoe.

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                • Why are you guys talking about Golds by the way?

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              • ^

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    • not fastest of all time. I think the fastest goes to ninjas, who went from non-existant to 2nd in 1 week.

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    • Just wait a few months, it’ll die out again eventually

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      • Lol what? DW’s rise blows Ninjas out of the Water.

        Did Ninjas hold the first spot for the month they were recreated? Did they break 50 and win a tourney within the month they were created?

        No.

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  13. We only had 1 event, We multiplied x 4 since I re-joined Wednesday.

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  14. I mean our member count is rising at an exponential rate, faster than the UMA rebellion in 07. We just haven’t had much scheduled events for anyone to see, ya know?

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  15. Jesus christ, all the WV claiming bias.

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  16. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    YES YES YES YES YES
    AND I AM NOT YESSING OVER THE NACHOS GETTING FIRST.

    FUNKS WAS FIRED. YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    I wasn’t the only one who could see his dickery :/

    Meanwhile, HSA, eat our fuckin’ dust, bitches.

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  17. uma should have definatly been in the top 10, not 14th. we average 13-16

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  18. poo

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  19. This is what I call an awesome Top Ten 😛

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  20. WV ftw.

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  21. I thought AR had an edge over HSA, but it’s whatever.

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  22. GO WV!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. The Federation!

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  24. RPF is coming back with our smexi bandanas. We have over 100 people ranked, and Commando’s back. How can we not be smexi?

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  25. Nice top ten,good job dcp

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  26. AR did better than HSA this week, but whatevs.

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  27. Club Penguin Dolphins! lol

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  28. Great to be back in the top spot.

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  29. who’s the Federation

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  30. RPF, ACP, Nachos, and IW in the top ten…. NOW WE JUST NEED UMA.

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  31. Hmm, RPF seems to be the equivalent of women in America. CPAC would be America of course.

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  32. […] Information credit to http://cparmycentral.com/2013/05/26/top-ten-armies-052513-rankings-only/#comments […]

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  33. I blame it on Crazy from becoming inactive @ DW as leading. D:<

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  34. Shuddup

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  35. DARK WARRIORS ! WHAT’S GOING ON?
    You guys are falling behind !

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  36. Wtf so many ragers commenting

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    • Your complaining about people raging which means your raging so your one of them ragers and your raging and so you rage you rager, stop raging rage rage rage !!11!!111!1

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  37. What is this.. HSA in second to the Nachos again? Come on..

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  38. I retired from armies 😛

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  39. intresting top ten we just need ww and uma

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