The Treachery

HALF PIPE, Hot Sauce Army Empire – Is this the beginning of a new war against the Nachos, with a tinge of treachery?

The Hot Sauce Army and the Nacho Army were once brother allies until the HSA decided to wage war against the Nachos, which is why both sides won’t show any mercy, as depicted by their posts. The HSA is best-known for their strong Australian/Asian force, and have it at such a peak that no army has ever achieved yet. However, on the other hand, the Nachos are well-known for having great sizes, and also state to have maxed nearly 50-52 at one point. This week shows the Nachos’ absence from the Top 10. The HSA army declared war with the following excerpt from their post:

Msg to Nachos: Don’t cry like little girls over this war, think of it as consecutive PB’s. Calm your tits, come to fight, shake hands in the end and everything will be ok. We never betrayed our ‘false friendship’ we know you guys talk shit behind our backs and Edd wanted Freezie to overthrow Dx. Relax, this war is just to have some fun haha.

Nachos responded vigilantly, and showed no sense of backing down:

Hey guys, Edd here. As you know, the Hot Sauce wimps have declared war on us. According to the Hot Sauce, The Nachos and them were ”Brother Allies.” Well, while we were “Brother Allies,” they Declared war. So, to any of the Armies that are allies with the Hot Sauce Group, keep one eye open with them.

The HSA has also decided to return servers which previously belonged to the ACP, saying, “YOLO (You Only Live Once)”. As for the HSA’s fun war statement, it has died out from the scene because Edd of Nachos has warned the allies of the HSA to keep an eye open with them, which may sound like a threat, but not likely.

What do you think? Will the HSA win the war, or will it be the Nachos? Have anything to say, then make sure your voice is heard by commenting. 

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CPA Central Reporter

51 Responses

  1. “invincible Australian/Asian force”
    The HSA have a really good Australian/Asian division, but I wouldn’t call it invincible. Who knows what would happen!

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  2. I just want a fun war… Allie vs. Allie, no hate.

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  3. Was the picture at the end really needed?

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  4. In my opinion, HSA will win the UK and Australian battles,but the Nachos will win the US battles. My War Score: HSA- 8 Nachos- 6

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  5. Even as a current/former Nacho, HSA have the complete right to declare war on Nachos. First off, what in the world does Edd have in his head to be calling Dx crap, and then expect Dx to do nothing at all.

    Edd’s possible response: Dx keeps on stealing troops from Nachos. Lol, Ace comes from Pirates to join Nachos, and decides to join HSA since Freezie is his long time friend from CPPA, and they both want to hang out. One troop joins HSA, and obviously this is DXDZN stealing troops (facepalm). More like a coincidence.

    Second of all, what “brother ally” goes to Vinny and asks them to ally with them to destroy HSA? I don’t even need to explain that, do I?

    Edd’s possible response: The pics were edited. Then why did you immediately respond to HSA declaration of war? A non-guilty person would consult the HSA leaders.

    Third, obviously Nachos need an excuse about the PB last Sunday, in fact a foolish one as “It was a more attend or declare war” PB. The PB was cancelled on the Sunday of Week 28/04-05/05, and the obvious decision was to have it the next Sunday. However after 6789cool decided to reschedule the PB on a Thursday without consulting HSA leaders first, there was a massive miscommunication. In the end for some reason, Nachos did post the times of the HSA-Nacho PB, which were scheduled for Sunday.

    Edd’s possible response: ERMAHGERD

    As for the outcome of the war, based on the recent sizes of both HSA and Nachos, it will be an obvious HSA win. Even Nacho’s UK force isn’t as massive as HSA’s (which is practically the only force that can Nachos can compete HSA’s size).

    I’m a pure example of an unloyal troop 😀

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  6. HAAAAA GAAAAAAAAAAY

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  7. HSA are starting to act like ACP did in late 2011 – and I believe we all recall how that turned out.

    Just because you’re big and powerful and can doesn’t mean you should.

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    • Blue, I agree with your response, however they do have a valid reason. GT never did anything to ACP, yet Ken still hasn’t admitted his mistake. Here however, Edd has been provoking HSA for nearly a month.

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      • What mistake? I stand by what I did (even if it was ACP). GT was a rival that needed to be taken out. Armies don’t have to do anything to each other in order of a caucus belli. ACP didn’t do anything to Nachos and they had a war recently.

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      • Edd thinks all his insults were directed to me when he has blatantly said on HSA chat, “Noob owners *wary*” and various others on Nachos chat.

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        • Apologies, I didn’t realize the Nachos have been provoking HSA, so that presents a certainy valid reason. However, I still stand by what I said as a general comment.

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  8. http://prntscr.com/157hpr < That should describe most of my feelings.

    War is fun, it pushes each army to their limits.

    Stop overreacting as if we're invading a country in real life, we're not. Christ, do any of you know how to have fun in wars or does it just have to be hate-filled with a side of butthurt?

    Think of CP Army war as this: Consecutive, back-to-back PB's with one army until you get bored, screw servers.

    This war will test all 3 divisions that both HSA and Nachos have and provide a challenge to both armies.

    laud…

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    • Well said Dx :D.
      Finally, someone making a good point! I agree to every single word you said.
      My advice to people: STOP TAKING THINGS SO SERIOUSLY. OMG JUST GET OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN.
      I hate when people make a fun war into a massive death by death battle, with lots of hate. Last time I checked, we were all friends here.

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    • While I serve the Nachos, I do agree with this statement.

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  9. http://prntscr.com/157hpr < That should describe most of my feelings.

    War is fun, it pushes each army to their limits.

    Stop overreacting as if we're invading a country in real life, we're not.

    Christ, do any of you know how to have fun in wars or does it just have to be hate-filled with a side of butthurt?

    Think of CP Army war as this: Consecutive, back-to-back PB's with one army until you get bored, screw servers.

    This war will test all 3 divisions that both HSA and Nachos have and provide a challenge to both armies.

    laud…

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  10. Good luck to both armies.

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  11. You can’t have a fucking “Fun” war with an army that never wanted to participate in the first place. Of course it won’t be fun if nachos don’t want it, just like sex is “rape” which isn’t fun when you dont want it.

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  12. here comes another hate and “DESTROY THE OTHER ARMY!!!” and “WE ARE RAIDING YOUR SERVERS EVERY DAY!!!! SO YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF LIVING!!!!” war. Not a friendly war.

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  13. You notice how i didn’t call the Hot Sauce an Army?

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  14. Looks like we have ourselves a food war XD

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  15. Man, in just two years army leaders have gotten alot more immature. This whole war is ridiculous on both sides. Edd shouldn’t be talking shit about his brother allies, but I also think that a full out war is a bit of an exaggeration. This is mainly between Edd and Dx, no reason to bring the armies into this.

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  16. I think the only way to have a fun war is to ask the other army first if they want war, before just declaring war on them right away.

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  17. Also I hate people who just declare war on an army over one person. It should truly be the army as a whole. In this case it wasn’t that.

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  18. HSA did not declare war because Dx and I were arguing. They declared war because their troops wanted to.

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  19. Edd can suck my left nut for all I care.

    HSA hasn’t been in a war for 2 weeks, that might seem short for most armies but that’s pretty long for us. You can only do trainings and recruiting sessions for so long with a dash of practice-battles in the mix before your troops get bored out of their minds.

    I asked the troops on HSA chat, AR or Nachos, a few responded with AR, as well as Nachos.

    Btw, Happy Birthday Edd.

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  20. Picture is 3/10 would not bang

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