Top Ten Armies: 3/24/13

UPDATE 3/24/13 6:50 PM EST: Let it never be said I did not admit my mistakes. The Top Ten has been heavily edited to reflect some errors, both real and manufactured. (Please see my note at the bottom of this post.)

-Edited Version Note-

Again, let it never be said I do not own up for my mistakes.

As I have said, obviously I screwed this one up quite poorly. However as you have seen I almost always end up editing the final Top Ten based on suggestions post-release. The issues this week stemmed both from my incorrectness and my lack of clarity as to what should entail first place. The general belief was that the army who got the single highest troop total at an event deserved first. This is not my method, however I cannot expect you to know that because I never told you that. Over the next week, I will be posting an informative article as to exactly how the Top Ten is made and clearing up some confusion in that area.

Let me now discuss those very suggestions. As I have said I am always open to suggestions, and if someone points out an issue and I find they are correct I will certainly change it. I will not, however, even consider a suggestion where the preface is along this lines of “This is the biggest piece of shit I ever saw and you should be fired for it and I am raging and blah blah blah.

Suggestions should be civilized, and I will deal with it in a civilized manner. Tell me what the issue is, why it is an issue, and what it should be changed to. Don’t however, just say “this is shit.” and walk away. That helps no one and only makes me less receptive.

Anyway, I have edited the places, taking into account some of these issues and varied errors on my own part. (Poor picture choice on my part also made the armies appear a bit skewed, sorry.) While I still don’t fully agree, I feel that if everyone else seems to think this is generally correct than maybe it is my own opinion that is skewed. Without further ado, the new Top Ten.

Top Ten Armies [REWRITTEN]

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1. Nachos [+0] [97.96]

2T. Army Republic [+2] [96.75]

2T. Special Weapons and Tactics [+5] [96.75]

4.  Ice Warriors [-1] [93.36]

5. Dark Warriors [-1] [89.44]

6.  Hot Sauce Army [+1] [89.44]

7. Army of CP [-5] [79.32]

8. Doritos [-1] [74.45]

9. Water Vikings [+2] [72.98]

10. Light Troops [+2] [69.77]

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Close to the Top Ten

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11. Pirates [-2]

12. Watex Warriors [NEW!]

13. Underground Mafias Army [-3]

14. Light Defenders [+0]

15. N/A

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Notable Drops

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 Water Ninjas [Former: 13]

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1. Nachos [+0]: The Nachos retain their spot at first this week after several extremely consistent events. They maxed 30 at one training session early in the week, and then did little else until a practice event last night, where they maxed 30 again. They have been preparing all week for the finals of the March Madness, and faced IW in the spectacular final earlier today.

2T. Army Republic [+4]: After a week that shattered all expectations, AR are continuing to rise and have reached the coveted number two spot in the Top Ten. They began by maxing 35 on Sunday at a training session, and then maxed around 25 at an R.T.U. event. They crushed UMA in a PB, maxing around 30, and after a lesson on tactics, tested their Austral-Asian division with a few small invasions maxing 7. They then maxed about 25 in a PB with DW,  and finished the week by announcing event more events for the next.

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2T. Special Weapons and Tactics [+5]: SWAT had a strong week recovering from a defacing which crippled them last Sunday. They first issued a Declaration of War on the ACP, following up with a raid of Breeze, maxing 20. They maxed about 30 in a second raid, and then captured Snow Globe with sizes of 35. They beat ACP again on Klondike, maxing 20, and then had several other invasions with an average max of around 18. They are already posing a signifigant threat to AR, who just barely edged them out for Number 1, leaving SWAT in the Top 2.

4.  Ice Warriors [-1]: IW also takes a slight fall from sheer lack of events this week, though they began it on a high note. They defeated DCP in the semi-finals of the March Madness, making a fantastic 35 troops. IW had one more UK Training, maxing 13, and another full army training maxing about 25. They faced the Nachos in the spectacular final round earlier today.

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5. Dark Warriors [-1]: DW started off the week with a new uniform and a training on Frosty, maxing 30. They maxed about 25 at another training session, and 25 again at a recruiting. They tied with HSA in a PB, maxing 20, and are now having leader applications. They move down a place to fifth this week.

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6.  Hot Sauce Army [+1]HSA also performed quite well in a ridiculously busy week. They started off by defeating LT with sizes of 30+ in the St. Patrick’s Day Showdown. They announced their own colonization program, and maxed 25 at a recruiting session. They tied DW in a PB with sizes of about 25. And then it began: DCP and HSA were now at war. A massive flame war quickly erupted, with the majority of the posts this week being classic wartime propaganda. They won a 3 way PB with Heroes and Water Ninjas with sizes of around 20, and then took Summit from DCP, maxing 25. They maxed 12 at an Australian invasion, and have many more invasions scheduled for next week. They move up a place to sixth this week.

7. Army of CP [-5]: ACP is the final superpower to take a massive fall this week, literally switching places with their nemesis SWAT. They began with a St. Patrick’s Day Event/Party, maxing about 25. They then saw the retirement of controversial 3rd in command Snaily, wrote a Peace Treaty with Pirates, and then fought SWAT on their capital, Breeze, maxing 20. They retook Mammoth with tiny sizes of 8, and then lost Snow Globe with sizes of 25.

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8. Doritos [-1]DCP falls further this week, as the gap between them and flame war compatriot HSA widens. They started off with a loss to IW in the semi-finals of the March Madness, maxing 25. They maxed 23 at another event, then went on to declare war on HSA. Chaos quickly broke out and a massive flame war has ensued. They faced HSA in 2 more events, again maxing 25, before a controversial battle on Half Pipe where they maxed around 20. The war with HSA continues as DCP falls to the Number 8 spot this week.

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9. Water Vikings [+2]WV enters the Top Ten this week with a surprising max of 30 troops unscheduled. They had another event maxing 25, and maxed 18 at a UK event. After a war with LT broke out, they began with a flurry of events.  They beat the Pretzels in a PB, maxing 16, and then went on to win Thermal and Berg, maxing 13 at both. They also fought LT on Flurry, Parka, Crunch, and Sled, maxing between 12-18 at all. They take the Number 9 spot this week.

10. Light Troops [+2]The legendary Light Troops return to the Top Ten this week in the Number 10 spot. After a brief bit of chaos at the beginning of the week, LT got their domain and CSS back and hit the ground running. They first lost to WV with sizes of a measly 10, and then picked up slightly maxing around 12 at the next event. They did very well on Parka with sizes of 15, and then finally defeated WV with a max of 18. They maxed about 18 again at an invasion late last night, and are invading Berg today.

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Some of you may have noticed a new feature in our left sidebar: the Poll of the Week.

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Each week, the results of the Poll will be released along with the Top Ten, and a new poll will be put up. So, here are the results of the most recent poll.

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The poll is simply a way to get your opinions about various things happening around the community, so we encourage you to vote.

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This is the third week you’ve had a Top Ten written exclusively by yours truly, Blue2. Comment your opinions below.

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108 Responses

  1. The absolute most biased top 10 ever written in CPAC history. We completely destroyed HSA in all of their events. I renounce all of your skills whatsoever.

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  2. YES! SWAT IS SECOND! GO SWAT!

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  3. Omg, post the Top 10 on a bloody Monday, so it takes into account the WHOLE week.

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  4. 3rd

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  5. WATEX WARRIORS FOR THE WIN! :mrgreen:

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  6. Ice Warriors and Nachos look a lot bigger than DW, and HSA. Ice Warriors have as many in their pic as AR.

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  7. 11th? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  8. ARMY REPUBLIC!!!!!!!!

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  9. somehow swat are bigger than any army of CP within the space of a week without being much bigger than the other armies ._.

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  10. this isth most biased to 10 this is a horrible top 10

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  11. ACP’s fall was known, but Nachos and IW? Surely you would know that they were training for the finals the whole week, and they weren’t supposed to have 5 events,

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    • Wouldn’t training for finals entail a lot of events to prepare?

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  12. You DCP noobs shouldn’t be complaining. This is the best top 10 you have done in a month ._. You usually get 10th or 9th lately… ._.

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  13. i want blue fired

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  14. http://watervikings.net/2013/03/24/week-in-review-2/#more-5720 Put the 2nd pic with the E9 for ours, that one’s better.

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  15. lol dcp is mad.

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  16. This is the most screwed up Top 10 ever. (Not the fault of CPAC)

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  17. Yay. Also Blue, AR has bee first like 4-5 other times. None the less, im happy with our performance

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  18. this is arguably to worst top 10 I have ever seen, bravo.How you can put Swat above IW and Nachos is beyond me.

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    • Because we’ve been getting 30+ all week long, and we averaged more than IW, and averaged just as much as Nachos.

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  19. I am confused.

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    • DAMN FREAKING STRAIGHT YOU ARE.

      Nachos Week. We had about 3 USA events this week maxing 30 in all of them, and 2 UK events which never got taken into account due to no screenshots. althoug we maxed 10-15 in one and 5-10 in the other. We’ve had a remarkable week as usual, and we’re FIFTH?

      I know that it’s sometimes exciting to change things up and give everyone a chance and fame and fortune, but 5th was not the position nachos deserved. I strongly consider that this is reconsidered,

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  20. Is this a joke?

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  21. ^^

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  22. Hoping blue1 makes the next one…

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  23. I’d go similar to yours
    1. Nachos
    2. AR
    3. IW
    4. SWAT
    5. HSA
    6T. ACP
    6T. DW
    8. WV
    9T. DCP
    9T. LT

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  24. This top ten is utter bullshit

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  25. Blues2, are you high? Did DW and HSA give you some of that good stuff? I don’t understand how getting more than them at events deserves 5th. Paco or Zak, please come back and make the top 10. I never complain about top ten’s, but this is horrible. This whole top 10 is bad, not just the Nachos’ placement.

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  26. BIAS THIS SHOULD BE THE TOP 10

    1,Bias Ragers
    2. Little Fags
    3.Big D*ck lickers
    4. Some Food Army
    5. Clowns
    6. Douche Bags
    7. Hunger124
    8. Some Sh*t army
    9. Blue Brother W*nk gang
    10. Batman

    Enjoy ❤

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  27. Better I guess…..

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  28. Comments below this point were made after edits had been made and Top Ten reposted.

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  29. God damnit blue, really?

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  30. Mach, you know what to do.

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  31. blue makes me moist

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  32. Go SWAT 😉 Soon FGR will be back in this 😉

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  33. I now give blue all of my respect back. Ily bloo ❤

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  34. I got cancer while reading this top ten. Oh the pain…

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  35. *Reenacts the spit-take as WW is back on the Top 10*

    …HOW?

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  36. Btw, why are people still saying “1st!” or “2nd!” when they’re already none of both?

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  37. Why is there always a 15th spot open when there Are tons of armies who deserve it?

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  38. False

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  39. If your putting SWAT at 4th, then don’t say your Top Ten is accurate. That’s just about as inaccurate as it gets. Look at us.

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  40. There u go we are number we maxed 50+ today at the march madness championship

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  41. Guys, please read this comment, because I feel it’s something the whole community desperately needs to hear. The people who make this post, are taking hours upon hours out of their lives, to provide us with this wonderful, and very hard to construct top ten armies post. How often is there a “Nice Post!” or a “Thank You!” comment? Almost never. The comments are 85% rage comments complaining about how bad the author of the post is and how CPAC should be boycotted. We are all going to have our problems with the top ten, get used to it, and stop complaining. 3/4 of the people reading these top ten’s act like brats as soon as they don’t see exactly what they want. I don’t mind nor do I completely disagree with AR being lowered a spot in the top ten, what does piss me off is the endless “raging” YOU, the viewers, are constantly producing. You didn’t take the endless time and effort to make this post with very little to no profit. You aren’t the ones taking times out of your life to give everyone something the whole community can enjoy. They did, the least you could do is shut up and stop whining. Thank you, sorry for the long comment.

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    • Nice to see we got a few intelligent people left.

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    • Yeah Bur, but it’s like that in life man.
      For example, if its a penalty kick shootout if you score you just done your job, but if you miss you’re remembered as “the guy who missed”

      No, but your comment is really nice and I do agree we should cut down on the rage.

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  42. Its like Mad Elephant Disease has infected the Top Ten Makers.

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  43. nice top ten but HSA shouldn’t be that high up

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  44. THAT’S better!

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  45. No I don’t believe thats right because look at the size of AR and the size compared to Nachos I mean the AR has more troops on then the Nachos in those 2 pictures.

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  46. i think swat should be a high rank and dcp is being stuped bc they wont team up with swat there n00bs

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  47. Still Pro CPAC

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  48. Hopefully LT gets a lot better than 10th

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  49. You realise people are only ragin’ cos they didn’t get first or second…. Army leaders these days

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  50. LOLOLOL

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  51. this is shit -walks away-

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