Grand Theft Ally

MIGRATOR — Up to their usual antics, the Pirates seek to invade the colonies of the Army of CP.

Note: Any ideas or opinion expressed in this post do not reflect the views of CPAC or it’s staff.

Grand Theft Ally

The Pirates have quietly declared war on the colonies belonging to the Army of CP. These colonies include the Watex Warriors, Light Defenders, and Miners. There has been no official reasoning behind this war, as with the Pirates’ recent war with the Rebel Penguin Federation. This is believed to be an indirect attack against the ACP, considering the huge rift in CPPA-ACP relations; similar to those of North and South Korea. The many troops of ACP see this a violation of the treaty, although this attack is against the colonies of ACP, meaning ACP intervention would be the only way the treaty would be broken. The ACP, occupied with the huge tournament battle against the Nachos on Saturday, have not yet responded to this, although they are expected to not get involved for sake of the treaty. No official comment has been made by either the Pirate or ACP leadership. No invasions have been scheduled yet. This news comes at a time where Nacho-ACP relations are going downhill and the Pirates are on a quest to gain strength without any help from the former Black Alliance.

Waterkid’s official statement on the invasions.

-Shiver

21 Responses

  1. I wonder why…

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  2. Waters picking on army’s that hardly max 10

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  3. Pirates broke the treaty. The ACP colonies belong to ACP and is our land. An attack on the colonies is an attack on the ACP itself.

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    • Ken, let me try explaining to you this:
      The treaty was made 3 weeks ago.
      Both CPPA and ACP could not attack each other for 6 months.
      ACP never had any colonies then.
      The treaty never said anything about CPPA not being able to attach ACP colonies, hence there was no such thing.
      You act like you didn’t know this was coming. You actually thought we liked you guys?
      Please explain how is this a direct attack on ACP?
      We obviously won’t be invading ACP servers, just the colony ones.
      Even Funks clarified that the treaty is unbroken… so yeah, Water isn’t even trying to hype up ACP.
      Ok sure, we can change the invasions to “”Invasions of WW, LD and Miners” if you prefer it over “ACP colonies”.

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      • That is absolute bull. Those servers owned by the colonies are owned by the ACP. Therefore you are attacking ACP servers.

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        • So for example Pirates are at war with Black Ugly Monkey Triangle Warriors. BUMTW starts to lose the war and becomes a colony of ACP.
          Does that mean Pirates can no longer invade BUMTW?

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        • My dear friend, I know mentally challenged kids have a hard time understanding, so I will try to make it even more simpler:

          We are declaring war on SD, WW and Miners (please understand that these armies are not ACP. ACP are green, They are yellow, orange and black.
          Their servers are not ACP’s servers. They still own their servers. If they own one or more servers also owned by ACP, we are invading their part, not ACP’s 🙂
          Last but not least, you’re acting like declaring war on other armies is a crime. Well then what is the point of armies if you can’t declare war properly. CPPA has not broken the treaty, and will not until it ends in 5 months. So stop acting like babies and mature yourself Ken. You’re 14, for Christ sake.

          Hope this info got through to the brick in your head that you call a brain.

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          • You have no idea how colonies work do you? You are a bloody idiot. Who are you to say those armies are not ACP’s? They are part ACP territory you fool. The ACP can metaphorically rape your army. Their servers BELONG to us. You wonder why the British got involved in WW2 in the Far East? It’s because they had colonies there to defend. Pick up a book and study how colonies work you old sod. I hope you got that through your peanut of a brain, numbskull.

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          • You have no idea how colonies work do you? You are a bloody fool. Who are you to say those armies are not ACP’s? They are part ACP territory you brain dead vermin. The ACP can destroy your army. Their servers BELONG to us. You wonder why the British got involved in WW2 in the Far East? It’s because they had colonies there to defend. Pick up a book and study how colonies work you old sod. I hope you got that through your peanut of a brain. Invading ACP colonies is an act of war and your invalid invasions have violated the treaty therefore we will ignore. The ACP can always merge our colonies into us.

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            • Go ahead and schedule your invasions. They are invalid anyway since the colonies are part of the ACP EMPIRE which is the army that signed the treaty with the Pirates.

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              • Good point- no one can complain saying ‘BL SYND IT NOT PYRATS!!!!!!1’ because waterkid was the one who agreed to the treaty.

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  4. Miners and the rest of the colonies are ignoring the Pirates cowardly actions. *cough* minersarmy.com *cough* 🙂

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  5. This is just mere ridicule. Why would Waterkid want to go beat the **** out of small armies who barely max 8 or 9. I mean, seriously, chill. This whole colonies thing, in my opinion, is getting out of hand and if more armies start with this colony stuff, we can expect:
    “THE WAR OF THE COLONIES VS. B.A”

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  6. Pirates picking on the little people again.. Their should be rules against this shouldn’t there?

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  7. Nochos of CP have recently become an ACP colony. The ownership will be deciding on actions soon.

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