The Funnies 6 – Annihilating the Co-Workers

Hello everyone, its Mach/iLoL here, and I want to give you another quality post. Well this girl Garret Jr, who works for CPAC, made a post about how much we differ from “old armies”, yet she joined armies in MARCH 2012.  Here is something I got from the post, which you can see HERE. I put the stuff I want to talk about in bold.

Let me ask you all a question… What is the purpose of being in Club Penguin armies? I mean really think about it… From what I hear (since I only recently joined armies in March 2012), armies used to be a fun place for throwing a few snow balls around and making some new friends. Now? Well not so much…

The first thing I bolded was “What is the purpose of being in Club Penguin armies?”. The answer to that is very simple. To kick other peoples DONKEY [Censored by Woton’s mom Wotonya].

Woton and his mother Wotonya.

The second thing I wanted to discuss was “From what I hear (since I only recently joined armies in March 2012)”. From what you hear? What kind of person are you. If you are going to talk about something, you have to know what your talking about. You only joined armies in March 2012? Well you are going on a year, but “old armies” was 3+ years ago, long before you came around. Your like somebody who was born in 1999 and says “I miss the 90’s”.

Garret Jr gives her report

The next thing I want to talk about is “fun place for throwing a few snow balls around and making some new friends”. What are you, 7? You said in your post that your a teenager, so why are you talking about buddy buddy waddle friendship? A fun place for throwing a few snowballs… Armies have not used snowballs as an important tactic in a long time. It is though, still used on occasion, to please the rouges. It’s not fun, because people want to be competitive, (and I will not make a 2000 word debate post on how the top tens have changed armies) and they want to be the best. Also, people want to make CP armies as realistic as possible. Do you see real world armies fighting with pieces of snow, or weapons?

Are these real armies?

OR

Are these real armies?

Next up on the annihilating my co-workers special, is Paco Enrique Peña Nieto, the CPAC Editor in Chief.

Paco Enrique Peña Nieto

A few days ago, his family was mourning over the death of Paco’s sister Hugo Chavez:

Paco’s family

Thats all for the … wait a minute. It’s time for the quote of the post :

“I’m not leaving asshole” – Waffle (ACP Noob)

-Mach (iLoL)

17 Responses

  1. >inb4 biased against ACP

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  2. lol omfg wooooooo

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  3. fyi that’s the annoying facebook girl

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  4. lol

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  5. garret jr is an idiot, loool

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  6. lel

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  7. E

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  8. L

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  9. “im not leaving asshole”
    bans someone for saying “faking” reason: too close to f-word.

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