IW Leader Talks Council, ACP, and Illuminati

SUB ZERO — IW Leader Albert opens up to me on personal things never explored by a CPAC employee.

 

 Note: The following is expressed in unaltered form for added humor, and presented in a frank and explicit nature. Viewer discretion is advised.

Note: There is a load of opinion in this interview. No offense is intended toward any mentioned parties.

Interview

Shiver = Orange

Alb = Blue

Me: im stealing recruits off your chat, how do you feel

Alb: i dont like it when people do that

Me: would you declare war on nachos if i did

Alb: probably not i actually want a closer alliance with the nachos

Me: cool is it going to be like AR and ACP

Alb: ya

Me: cool who is ACP and who is AR

Alb: we arent acp who asks for help

Me: how do you feel about ACP

Alb: idk theyre doing decent these days

Me: do you approve of kingfunks being lazy and never logging on and putting noobs in charge of ACPSIS

Alb: no i do not like kingfunks being lazy. army leaders should never be lazy

Me: have you heard about lord pain these days? how do you feel about him?

Alb: ugh that kid. everyone including me despises him for his attitude, self-centeredness, and use of force for power.

Me: your opinion on the army council?

Alb: um i believe nothings happening with the council, theyre not doing anything or im not in it

Me: chinese immigrants have stolen your money, how do you feel?

Alb: crap if they took it  all im screwed, with life and IW. im mad about it shiver, why would i let that happen?

Me: how do you feel about the heads of ACPSIS waffle and snaily

Alb: whos waffle, ik snaily from acp

Me: do you believe in the cp illuminati

Alb: no *CENSORED* it, unless its a prophecy

Me: any thoughts on mlp?

Alb: my little pony? its for people who dont have anything else better to do. look i dont have anything against it, i honestly dont care if youve watched it or not because i dont watch it. i havent seen a single episode. 

Me: your favorite pr0nz star?

Alb: oh i dont watch it

Me: do you like Lisa Ann?

Alb: no

Thanks to Albert for agreeing to this interview.

-Shiver

13 Responses

  1. WHAT IS THIS INTERVIEW SUPPOSE TO PROVE?

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  2. Love it

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  3. Everyone in iw except alb loves mlp.

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    • Not everyone, but many people do =D Like myself
      and to Alb: I do have stuff better to do than watch MLP, thank you very much.

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  4. Me: have you heard about lord pain these days? how do you feel about him?

    Alb: ugh that kid. everyone including me despises him for his attitude, self-centeredness, and use of force for power.

    Pain’s a Tyrant. he ruined ST, he banished all the legends and anyone with a life, he should be executed for his crimes. P.S. He probably has a small D*ck.

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  5. *googles Lisa Ann* :#

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  6. LMAO THIS POST IS MY LIFE *wary*

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  7. Shiv, looks like you was tryin to get him off guard. The “like ACP and AR?” was an obvious trick question. (wary)

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  8. CURSE THE CHINESE IMMIGRANTS!

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  9. Almost 3 years ago, doesn’t get old XD

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