CPA Central Satire Column || Clash of the Unforgiven Results

Sorry about the delay, what with the Top Ten and all I simply couldn’t get this out yesterday. Our Clash of the Unforgiven II Event went very well, with all armies turning up with great sizes and turning Mammoth into a war zone. Some highlights are below.

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Each of the participating armies did very well, and you can find more pics of the Clash on their individual sites. We got Mammoth from a 1-bar to a 5-bar server in less than 30 minutes, and we made Mammoth burn in the heat of virtual war like it did for so long.

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Be sure to check out Waterkid’s tournament, which will be a classic bracketed event, starting up soon.

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Next I’d like to announce an idea we’ve been toying around with for a while here at CPAC: a satire column. We’ve tested the idea in the past with posts like The Blue Review, but now this will be an official feature of the site, with contributors and regular staff, overseen by Waterkid100.

In our politically charged army society, there are so many contradictions and thing that just plain don’t make sense. This column seeks to point out the hilarious oddities of our society, poking fun at people, places, actions, and ideals, all in the name of a good laugh.

Stay tuned for more details about the column soon! Also, there’s a LOT of stickied posts right now, so be sure to scroll down for all of our regular news reporting.

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8 Responses

  1. first suckerssssssssssssssssss

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  2. I think youre more articulate than your brother, Blue 2

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  3. WE (Lt) claimed the most rooms

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  4. witch team won?

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  5. Team 2 (Lt,Hsa,Nachos,Pirates Iw) WE should get the credit

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