SATIRE: Top 10 Armies 2/17/2013

Hey CPAC Viewers, heres this weeks top 10!…, I got un-editored for unexplained reasons because the Blue’s won’t respond to my comments but I’m gonna post anyways. So lets go and name the top 10! Well this is a fake top 10, Its a SATIRE… lol enjoy and don’t rage, it’s all a joke.

Top 10 Armies

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1. Pain’s Rage Maniacs[New!][99.99]

2. Ioio’s Boondocks[New!][91.98]

3. CP Strippers[New!][90.29]

4. Stoners[New!][88.88]

5. Icey Weewees[0][84.28]

6. Army of Club Poop[-1][80.98]

7. Nacho Immigrants[-7][78.88]

8. Doritos[-7][78.50]

9. KKK Troops[New!][69.69]

10. The Puffle On The Limo On CP That Annoys The Hell Out Of People(TPOTLOCPTATHOP)[New!][3.19]

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Close To the Top 10

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11. Who Cares?

12. Nobody Cares

13. Still Not Caring

14. IDC

15. Charlotte Bobcats[New!][0.01]

1.  Pains Rage Maniacs: The PRM are back and raging more then ever! Pain leads this army obviously and has millions of modded army sluts following, the PRM get 80-100 on CP and are nearly all half dead after working with Lord Pain. PRM has had successful events vs. the IW and ACP and have taken servers like Bunny Hill from them with a “No Takesies Backsies” clause. The PRM are unbeatable up until everyone there impeaches Pain in a few hours and he goes to make Tostitos again.

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2. Ioio’s Boondocks: IB is a new army with hood homies and home dawgs from Compton, East LA, Oakland, Harlem, Atlanta, and of course all of the dirty south. These guys do all the drugs, so their pics look like they got 75-80 but they are blurry so.. anyways they are 2nd so.. yeah.

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3. CP Strippers: The CPS are back from Vegas and made a big comeback with leaders Coff and Mchappy leading the way with the most of their money off of stripteases. CPS gets like 70 hoes on CP and won in a PB vs. the Nacho Immigrants. So come by their chat, bring 100 dollars in 1’s and get ready to throw the cash around!

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4. Stoners: SCP Is led by the one and only Waterkid, I know what your thinking, “Waterkids too much of a child to do drugs…” Well, I sold him some and so this army was made, SCP gets like 30+ and continue to do more drug deals on their home server of Mittens.

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5. Icey Weewees: The Weewees or IW have been doing okay, they are the new version of Ice Warriors that have been led by NP3000 and Banjarkin. As you can see by the name, they really struggled to find a legit good name, but these guys ownered everyone in the chat so they get 25-30 now.

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6. Army of Club Poop: This is not the Army of Club Penguin, they get 25 on clubpoop.com and idk why they are even here… I blame Zak…

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7. Nacho Immigrants: The Nachos have lost a lot of size after they named Paco Leader… In my defense I made Nachos a Mexican only army, I refuse to let these gringos in the army! I am the border hopper, I make the Tacos and Sombreros filled with cocaine is my thing! We still get like 20+ anyways.https://i0.wp.com/i942.photobucket.com/albums/ad261/Super_Paco24/acp-1.png

8. Doritos of Club Penguin: Cuz I lead DCP. BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE BIAS RAGE.

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9. KKK Troopers: The KKK Troopers are the white guys from Nachos who are mad I pissed them off, they also wanna stop the Icey Weewees cuz NP3000 is his leader and he is of African-American race… well they get 20+ too and plan invasions on Nacho Immigrants and IW.

10. TPOTLOCPTATHOP: I HATE THIS PUFFLE ON THE LIMO, ALWAYS RUINING THE CHATBAR LINES UGHHHHHH WTF MAN… So yeah he gets 1+ on CP and is 10th.. cool story. Oh Yeah, Tymatt leads this puffle, sorta his pet..

So, what do YOU think of this week’s Top Ten? Comment with YOUR opinion!… Btw if you couldn’t tell, this is a Satire and FAKE. Keep the Tits calm, all for jokes.

๖̶̶̶ۣۜPaco

CPA Central Editor-in-Chief

๖̶̶̶ۣۜTymatt

That Pimp that smokes reefer on PCP Chat

35 Responses

  1. This is the most Bias Top 10 Ive ever seen… WHOS WITH ME! LE RAGE!

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  2. So stupid 😦 the nacho immigrants should we world power

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  3. HAHA THIS IS EPIC!

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  4. RAGE RAGE RAGE! My ARMY SHOULD HAVE BEEN UP THERE!!! HOOKERS OF CP! IM THE HEAD PIMP YO

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  5. What the hell? Where’s AR? I’m suing.

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  6. wut did i see
    gave little to no laugh
    me or is it everyone

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  7. I believe that the Bluesockwa Warriors should have been in the Top 10. This is biased.

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  8. LOL Guys, Burito, It’s a parody of the Top Ten. I totally agree with number 10

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  9. lol icey weewees

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  10. What in the name of Jesus Christ did I just read

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  11. ADBDJJDHD SRALY GUYS MY ARMY I MAD YESTERDAY IS AWSUM IT GOT LKE 52.000.2747382 people on CPNDE OTEHR DAY SU LIKE U SHUD UVBMADE ME FIST OMG WE NEED 1TH PPZ PLZ PLZZZZ IKL DO ANYYHING! YUO FCKINGG COW SNIFFER! GO KISS WATERKID 😦 PLZ I WNAT 1th GIVE PLZZZZ PLZZZZZZ

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  12. rage, rage, rage! holding back rage! XD i know they’re jokes but IW isn’t led by np and some other noob! its led by albert! don’t drag IW in these jokes! I don’t like em’! when theres a reply here, don’t comment a mean comment to me or say “it’s just a joke” because it’s obvious it’s a joke. don’t comment what I don’t want said to me or else I rage.

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  13. This is the best top 10 ever! Just make sure to make it even funnier.

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  14. rag rage the puffle should be first boooo worst top ten ever

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  15. YOU SAID A NAUGHTY! I DONT LIKE DISSSSS ISHH TO BIAS!!!!!11!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. The puffle should have been first always hitting ppl with his limo.

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  17. btw Paco i love how you used the RT pics in Pain’s Rage Maniac’s we look extra sexy.

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  18. PUFFLE SHOULD OF BEEN 1ST!!!! HE HAD COMPLETE SWAG!

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  19. Where are Woton Warriors God damn it!

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  20. da fuq

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  21. Show me real armies

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  22. Finally! A good top ten from CPAC! I think your a little biased towards the strippers for unknown reasons. But the first good top ten yet!!

    Wait….. its fake??? I shoulda known anything good from CPAC is fake.

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