The Funnies 3 – Inside CPAC – ik hou van

Hello everyone, its me Mach (iLoL), and today, my “The Funnies” is going inside CPAC, and it’s employees. I am going to show you everything about everyone in the CPAC. First, let me show you what the top search references are. By the way, if you didn’t already know, a search reference is how the site was searched for. Like for example, I got into by searching Google on another website. The following list shows what the search reference was , and how many site views we got from it. Enjoy :

cpa central 17
club penguin army central 15
cpac of cp 14
cpac cp 13
soldier duties 12 penguin army 12
cpa army central 12
lazy leaders 10
club penguin party 7
responsibilities of a soldier 6
army stages 6
korean suicide bombers 4
cpa central club penguin 3
club penguin warrior hat puffle 3
nachos training camp club penguin 3
trophy 3
fat lady saying wat 2
snowball 2
soldier responsibilities list 1 1
dictatorship clipart 1
generation domination 1
purple republic 1
all time low derp 1

Next we have some details on Riot, the former CPAC Vice-President, who congratulations for him, is now a CPAC Board Member. He stepped down for reasons which are disclosed in his retirement post. I am not going to link to it  because you can just go to the homepage and look for it yourselves. Recently, he has been confused as Rioters (GT Leader). And Rioters has been confused as him. So it’s as if they are doubles. But have you ever wondered what its like meeting your double?

Here, RIOT meets RIOTers. Rioters, now you ARE the riot from CPAC, or at least the one from the funnies ^_^

After seeing this, you might probably be wondering, “nobody thinks that, nobody asks that.” You know, maybe you are right it you believe that. I guess that first picture isn’t legitimate proof.Well I now have proof that is what people do to them :

See, they think he is the other one.

Let’s move aside from that, and talk about what really goes in to CPAC. Bluesockwa, the CPAC CEO, spent an unimaginable time working on the site recently, when it was having problems as a He spent hours and hours work on the site, and put in so much effort. He had to code and script and write and retrieve and press buttons and what not from scratch.I don’t have a statement from him, but I have a picture of this true site hero :

Bluesockwa, the man with the skills. The computer skills.

Due to his constant work on the website, he lost his job, and a petition has started up. He was such a hero to the web, that he deserves his job back. The only status on his former job is this business card :

Blue&Green Computer CO. business card

I would show the petition sheet, but it has 3 signatures. The only signatures are himself, and his parents. :


Bluesockwa’s Mother

Bluesockwa’s Father

The Bluesockwa brothers have been running CPAC for a very long time now, but I think it is about time that I show you what they really look like. Here is a photograph of them together at the “Welcome to 2013 CPAC Press Conference” :

Blue1 (left) and Blue2 (right)

There’s one last thing I need to show you guys before I end this “The Funnies”. Well, let’s guess, what does this mean? What will this do to the future of armies? Stop being confused and just read it, like seriously its that simple.

˙uo sǝɥʇolɔ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop oɥʍ uǝɯ ɟo uɐɟ ǝƃnɥ ɐ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ sı ‘oǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎɹɐʇǝɹɔǝs ǝɥʇ ‘uoɹɐɐ ʇɐɥʇ uı ppɐ llıʍ ı ‘uǝɥʇ lıʇun ˙ǝsıɯoɹd ı ‘ㄣ sǝıuunɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇı ʍoɥs llıʍ ı ʇnq ‘ɟooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ı puɐ ‘sɹǝdɐıp sɹɐǝʍ llıʇs uoʇoʍ

: ǝƃɐssǝɯ ʇǝɹɔǝs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

It’s gibberish, or at least that is what you thing it is :o. The quote for this post is from Ioioluk from sometime in 2011-2012. This is it. “WHY CANT YOU PATHETIC SOLDIERS GET ON CLUBPENGUIN FOR ONCE AND JUST LOG THE F*** ON AND DO S*** RIGHT AND WIN FOR ONCE!!!!!”. I bet he said that A LOT.

-Mach (iLoL)

15 Responses

  1. I had to turn my heavy laptop upside down to just to read that upside down message.


  2. People also lack the ability to notice the difference from RiotDebates and Riotors.


  3. No mention of the coffee, beer and other illegal stuff CPAC is involved in?


  4. Fun fun.


  5. I actually thought I’d hate this crap, but it actually gives us a reason to laugh at ourselves. 😆


  6. lmfao l remember this, fucking funny


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