Pirates Army 'Order 67'

The well-known army, led by the notorious Waterkid100, have officially declared war on all Small-Medium armies implicated with Club Penguin Warfare. However, Pungy (Head of SMAC site and Global Defenders leader), intends to disrupt this occurrence.

On the 27th of October, Waterkid published a post on cppiratearmy.com which informed his soldiers about ‘Order 67’. In immediate disgust, Pungy published a post named ‘A call to arms’ to express his abhorrence towards Pirates. He stated:

Members of the army world,
I, Pungy1234, come forth today with a plea for help, against the tyrannical rule of Waterkid. Many of you, I’m sure, know what I mean, when I talk about the idiocy and benevolence of this tyrannical despot. However, Waterkid’s malice and mischief has reached an all time low: he has now decided it is his duty and right as the Hitlerian leader of the Pirates to begin tormenting and picking on small armies with event times that are completely unrealistic. How can an army, that is made up of more than 90% Americans, hope to defend the Capital that we know and love, while we are supposed to be in school, learning the necessities for life?
However, Waterkid’s tyranny doesn’t end there. He has made COUNTLESS threats, some meaningful, and some not, to hack or dox members of the CP army community. Is this right? I don’t think so. As the honest people who make up the CP Army Community, it is our duty to excommunicate and destroy these despots, such as Waterkid.
Now do not get me wrong, my friends. I am not saying that the Pirates are a bad army. The soldiers of the Pirates, for the most part, are honest doers of good, who may even think that Waterkid is wrong. We are not saying that nobody should invade poor little GD over there. Wars are what makes CP warfare fun. But there needs to be a basic understanding of moral correctness in this fragile community. If we can not invade other armies like honest people, what are we? What I am saying, my friends, is to make the war as fair as it can be. In fact, the same times which have been given to us, are fine, if it were on a weekend, when us Americans can actually come to these events.

He also proclaimed with deep-seated belief for justice and equality:

LET ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN HEAR MY CALL TO ARMS.
LET ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN RISE UP AND UNITE, AGAINST THE DOCTRINE OF TYRANNY INSTITUTED BY THE VILE, WATERKID!
ARMIES OF THE WORLD, BIG OR SMALL, GREEN OR BLUE OR RED, UNITE AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES IN THIS WORLD, AND BRING DOWN THE WATERKID REGIME.

In this post, Waterkid was verbally discriminated as a ‘Hitlerian, tyrannical despot’ due to the nature of his acts, and the prejudice of his words.

Pirates have obviously been recruiting, because at a time they normally have 6 on chat, their size now looks like this:

I have also sighted that Waterkid has asked his troops to add the swastika to their names.

It has been confirmed that the following armies have been besieged and targeted by Pirates:

(Most likely that more armies will be under attack at a further date)

  • Air Force of CP
  • Chaos of CP
  • Club Penguin Night Divers
  • Gamer Warriors
  • Global Defenders

As you have already been enlightened on, Pungy describes Waterkid as a ‘Hitlerian, tyrannical despot’. I will explain this statement in detail, for those who are not sure on the definition of this phrase. Adolf Hitler was one of the most prominent Nazis in the history of World War II, and is single-handedly liable for the biggest infringement and disorder towards the rights of human beings. Tyrannical is someone who is unrightfully inflicting hardship and constraint on a group, which results in discomfort. A despot is a ruler or other person who holds absolute power, typically exercising it cruelly.

Recently, Red Kool has formed an alliance for all Small-Medium armies to sign-up for. The alliance is now mobilizing for this tense conflict, with the motto:

Divided we fail, United we conquer.

To join this growing alliance, head over to cpsmac.com/2012/10/28/public-service-announcement-pirates-attacking-small-armies/

This brings us to the end of this post. What are YOUR opinions? Do you think Pungy’s complaints and speeches valid? Comment your judgment!

~ »ηιcк« 

33 Responses

  1. I agree with my comments. It’d be awkward if I didn’t…

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  2. Also, I want to make it clear: I have full respect for the troops of the Pirates. As I stated in my post, the troops, for the most part, are honest doers of good. However, one bad apple (Waterkid) can oft rot the barrel. I believe that the members of the Pirates should take it upon themselves and overthrow their despot.

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  3. Wait is Waterkid gonna kill himself like in the WW2 stories though? We can only hope…..

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  4. Not GW!!!!

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  5. Note: My alliance is the one in the post “The Fellowship,” not the bandwagon alliance link as updated in the PSA post. That one is a new one made by I don’t know who that is giving me a real head ache because people join thinking both are the same.

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  6. After viewing this made me laugh. Basically what Pirates are saying is “We will destroy all small & medium armies with our 12+ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL” Shame how much CP armies have gone down hill. Glad not to be apart of it anymore.

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  7. I love how Water tries to be all cool by supportimg Hitler when the swastika in his name is backwards -_-

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  8. it’s kind of a fail that waterkid’s swastika is a peace symbol…

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  9. It’s funny how this was like ST taking out small armies early this year.

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  10. yea waterkids going down even worse than in the ACP war just putting it out there

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  11. It’s not even funny how wrong it is for someone to support hitler, I hope you realize he would of killed you and your family if where in Europe during WW2

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  12. hey idiots, xat doesn’t allow the original Nazi sign, when i paste it in my name it doesn’t show so i have to use the peace one

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    • why do you even SUPPORT HITLER? HE SLAUGHTERED OVER AMILLION INNOCENT PEOPLE WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU KID????????????? how are your troops still loyal to you seriously i am scientifically fascinated by that

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  13. I apologize to most of you. Although water I cannot engender any support of you with grammar such as that and choices that you make. I find it quite hysterical though, and your volatile behavior is also extremely hilarious. It will be funny, due to your overconfidence being your downfall. Farewell.

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  14. Even Pirates best ally, is telling Waterkid to stop.

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