Pretzels Declare War on ACP

The Pretzels have been in growing opposition to ACP, including them teaming with Pirates and ST earlier this week against ACP. (ST fell apart, and the alliance went with it.) And now they have finally declared War on ACP.

This shit is the excerpt from the post on Pretzels Site about the war.

 

Greetings Pretzels,

What I am about to announce, everyone has known has been coming for a long time. We have been off our game for the past few days and it has been made clear to me that our soldiers want an enemy, they want a war, they want a conflict. This war is going to be one of our greatest, a storm is coming in Club Penguin Armies my soldiers. The Anti-CP slaves are finally falling, it is a true blessing in disguise, the greatest gift god has given to CP Warfare. For the longest time Anti-CP has dominated the innocent and hogged the number one spot, they have made CP Warfare unfair and unequal it is time they are put in their place. This war and our words will wake up the entire CP Army Community, we will show them who their enemy is, and it is Anti-CP. Ever since links became blocked on Club Penguin, CPAC has become the main source of recruiting for CP Armies. They advertise all armies, give tournaments, and even trophies that represent the accomplishment of the victorious army, they motivate leaders to push themselves for these legendary awards of glory, they give legend titles to those who are worthy, they give top tens to compare the might of all armies, in other words they give life to an otherwise dead game. Anti-CP controlled the CPAC for years, but control has finally been given back to the community, and they have finally fallen out of the number 1 spot they hogged from other armies so unfairly, their mere existence is a crime, they have hurt us all. To kill them it will take every army to fight them, and destroy whatever morale and hope they have left, it will take alliances, it will take every trick ever invented in CP Warfare. We must make sure Anti-CP is never allowed to rise to number 1 again, they must be destroyed, they must come to an end. Being allies with Anti-CP, being in Anti-CP is a crime against CP Warfare, and these terrorists who do such things will be brought to justice. I know for a fact everyone will see this post, everyone will see what I’m typing, I Lord Pain proclaim myself judge, jury, and executioner, Anti-CP leaders, soldiers, supporters, allies you are guilty of high treason against CP Warfare and its peoples. The Pretzels declare war on the Army of Club Penguin.

 

Here is the invasion times:

Here is my interview with Lord Pain, Main Leader of the Pretzels.

Fire: Why did you choose ACP to declare war on?

Lord Pain: I will answer that simply by saying the reasons are stated in the declaration of war post “Hail the Salt”.

Fire: But why not a smaller army, one that shares ACP’s Values?

Lord Pain: The Anti-CP(ACP) are the ones deserving punishment of their crimes, their tyranny, and manipulation has spread and that is the reason why armies share their values at all.

Fire: Thank you for your time.

There is no interview with ACP, because the owners would not respond to my PC.(See my post on the Chain of Ideas. Because thats a perfect example.)

Fuck

51 Responses

  1. We must band together to destroy the enemy.

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  2. People usually know CP warfare from ACP

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  3. They have outlived their usefulness.

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  4. “the pretzels declare war on the army of clubpenguin”
    never heard bout them… you mean anti cp?

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  5. Did I hear Hitler talking?

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  6. Lol yeah Ioio

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  7. ….. You guys sound so stupid. I swear Pain, Ioio, your the George W Bush and Hitlers of our community. Not to be mean.

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  8. Now I am an ACP Hater, but this post… This post makes me want to side with ACP. ACP is cruel, but they are weak and can be controlled, meanwhile Pain is sounding like he will destroy ACP and have Pretzels take ACP’s spot. Neither of these powers are wise in the top, for they are both extremely radical unstable.

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  9. Pain’s post makes me want to side with ACP mainly because he basically makes ACP out as the Hitlers of CP Armies
    inb4truth

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  10. Hog number 1? Everyone wants to hog number 1. And anyway, ACP isn’t number 1 at the moment. =P

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  11. wow,and i thought that shadow troops were crazy

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  12. stop hating on pretzels and pain, and gordy you’re a ice warrior and iw is brother allies with anti cp so of course you were on anti cp’s side in the first place

    and purple shut the hell up you noob

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  13. 1. Pain’s post is horrible. Is he fascist?
    2. Why are so many armies looking for glory in the scraps of ACP that the Nachos left… If you’re stupid enough to believe that ACP will never rise back up again, then you ought to be prepared, say, next summer, or sooner, when they come back wanting their revenge.

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    • Yes yes thank you nachos for making ACP fall.

      Chrisi, it is obvious we know that ACP will rise again.
      The reason several armies are declaring war on ACP because we do NOT want them to rise back to their former glory. What kind of an idiot would want ACP to be #1.

      You obviously don’t think Pirates, Pretzels, UMA and all these other armies just declared war on ACP for no reason do you?
      They don’t want ACP to rise again and ACP is currently falling which is why several armies are targetting them.

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  14. ACP aren’t a problem anymore. Every week a top ten army has a chance for first place.

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    • As much as like ACP being number 1, CP armies is way more fun now that ACP isnt always constantly number 1. It gives armies more of a challenge.

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  15. GO! PRETZALS! GO LORD PAIN :D!!!!!!!!!

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  16. ACP have ruined Club Penguin for too long. Any army who supports them just fear them, yet the truth is they can be easily overwhelmed.

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  17. Any opinion other than destroy Anti-CP automatically makes you a supporter, and a terrorist. Also indeed Coolster.

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  18. Now that is just a ridiculous accusation. Are you taking your chances to taunt ACP because they can’t currently do crap to you? Man Pain you’re becoming more like LT every minute, now you’re even using that ANTI CP term.

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  19. I find it ironic how Pain is making it that you are either against ACP or for ACP. There are the neutral people who don’t care either way. In my opinion if someone wants to fight ACP then they should do it with at least some dignity and honor, and not an overwhelming force.

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  20. ACP is the absolute enemy of all CP Armies this is about annihilation by any means necessary.

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  21. Who Who Who Who, I thought ACP stands for Army of Club Penguin. This is not the first time I’ve heard of Anti-CP but why do they have the same initial. Please give me their site!!!

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  22. Wo Wo Wo WO WO!!!, I thought ACP stands for Army of Club Penguin. This is not the first time I’ve heard of Anti-CP but why do they have the same initial. Please give me their site!!!

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  23. Lol, I love how they expect to even have a chance

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  24. Pirates: Germany
    Armies helping Pirates: Central Powers

    ACP: Serbia
    Armies helping ACP: The Allies

    WORLD WAR JUAN, LOOK IT AHP.

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  25. This is the truth and this is the right course of action for ALL armies to take this is no propaganda its plain and simply the truth.

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  26. To be the best you have to think your the best, this is confidence, confidence is power.

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  27. ACP: Germany
    Pirates: UK
    Pretzels: USA
    ———–: USSR

    There is a chance a USSR will come.

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  28. So, what happens if ACP is destroyed. Where will we get our noobs from? Chat recruiting is tedious, CP recruiting is near impossible now with all the filters, and no noob will join these other armies if they destroyed the Army. Look at it as a tactical point of view. Most noobs see the Army as the good guys, and who they fight as evil. If the army dies, they won’t join because they don’t want to join nachos or anything like that. http://prntscr.com/f7uo0 These are the top 4 links on google. ACP, CPAC, Nachos and IW. of those four, three are the original Big 3. I do not see Pirates or Pretzels. I see NW, DCP and Ninjas. 2 are neutral and one is hell who knows. Cut out ACP, you loose most traffic because they want to join the Army of Club Penguin, not the Nachos of Club Penguin or the Ice Warriors.

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  29. No one except AR benefits from the existence of the Anti-CP slaves, it is selfish to even benefit from them knowing the harm they cause. Anti-CP must simply cease to exist, there is no further argument for that. Anti-CP’s death will bring about equality to the CP Army Community, period.

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  30. Exactly, anyone who supports ACP has no real intelligence on the situation. Every army right now should be attacking ACP, and anyone who supports them such as DCP, and AR.

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  31. pain not to offend you, but you do sound like a nazi…

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