ACP’s Scandal Unmasked- My Exclusive Interview with Capncook

The ACP has been falling, and that is something that cannot be disputed. Recently there have been many issues regarding ACP, and to settle all of it, I sat down with Capncook, ACP 1.5ic, to discuss the ACP- everything about it, and the answers I got will shock you.

 Interview with Capncook, ACP 1.5ic

 

Blue: Hello Capn.

Capn: Hello.

Blue: There have been many scandals and issues arising recently, regarding ACP both internally and externally. What is your general opinion on this?

Capn: If I may ask, do you have any examples of any scandals? As for the issues with ACP, it can all be attributed to the war with Nachos we had. We lost that war and we lost our size. The ACP, until now, has always been the best CP army, and we will bounce back. However the wars with the Nachos and the LT and UMA and SWAT and every other army that opposed us has cut down our size in the past few months because we have not had time for important things like recruiting.

Blue: I’m in no way here or able to justify or c0ndemn any claims, but there has been much talk of rebellions and coups.

Capn: Indeed. Mostly to coup Funks because the general consensus is that he is a bad leader for the ACP. Now what I have to say too that may be shocking but there is a coup underway that will either happen today or tomorrow. An official one at that, not one run by people who aren’t even in the ACP.

Blue: And I assume you will fill the position of leader?

Capn: That seems to be the plan.

Blue: And who is involved in this coup?

Capn: I can’t tell you that. That question will be answered today or tomorrow though.

Blue: I assume Shab, Boomer, and yourself. But I understand. Moving on, what will become of Funks? Will he be offered 2ic, or will it be more of an echo of the coup d’etat of Meat, in which he was kicked out of the army?

Capn: He will be demoted to a moderator rank.

Blue: Once again, not trying to justify or condemn any claims- but there are also talks of people who are against you, Capn. Do you believe that this will cause any problems, or do you believe that the coup will glorify you, per se?

Capn: Well, as discussed earlier today, the people that are against me are mostly the European branch of the ACP. Now before this sounds offensive, let me explain a few things. I am not always on chat when the bulk on European penguins are on chat. Therefore when I am on, I ask for the opinions of mostly the American penguins, without realizing it really. Most if not all of the American penguins in the ACP have agreed on my policies thus far. I have also been resting on our 2ic, Ekpenguin9, to be a European leader somewhat since Funks is away, which was a mistake on my part, even though 2ics and 3ics need to do work too.

Blue: Do you believe that you will be able to restore ACP- because there is also a group of people who do not think Funks is responsible- assuming they are right, which may or may not be true, is it possible that ACP will continue to fall?

Capn: Under my leadership, I will bring about rapid change and “industrialization” to the ACP. We’re not going to be the same ACP we were under Boomer20’s leadership. We’re going to be better, with a lot of hard work and determination.

Blue: Any final comments?

Capn: Yes. To the people of CP Armies and ACP especially. I ask for your full trust [in me] as ACP Leader. If I let you down, it is you who will decide my fate. For now however, trust in my leadership and myself for a few weeks and the ACP will get back on track.

Blue: And try you will. Thank you ever so much for your time, Capn, always a pleasure.

Capn: Thank you Blue, likewise.

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And so, Capn has clarified that Funks will be overthrown. Although he did not disclose those helping him in the interview, Capn stated this on the RenegadeV2 chat, whose purpose is to overthrow Funks.

This seems to imply that Shab, Boomer, and Capn will be working together to overthrow Funks. For CPAC, I’m Bluesockwa1, with what may well be the story of the year.

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CPA Central CEO

48 Responses

  1. “Posh isn’t famous yet” “Just saying” Icey XD

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  2. Capn is worse than Funks.

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  3. To much talk, not enough action. “but there is a coup underway that will either happen today or tomorrow. An official one at that, not one run by people who aren’t even in the ACP” Rubbish. Now watch Funks make ACP rise up to first, and then get overthrown by Capn. If ACP falls, that’s really to bad. Life goes on.

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  4. None of the current ACP owners are capable of leading. Iceyfeet was the only one.

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  5. Cool post. ;o

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  6. The problem USA troops had with funks is he was not in ACP for long enough and he was prejudice against Americans.

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  7. This is the beginning of the end for ACP.

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  8. I say we make Pain leader of CP, he always is looking for Power and the noobs of ACP are easily controlled

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  9. I’m against Capncook. Yes, I agree that Funks may not be the leader that Icey Cold27 was but just give him a chance. He just got leader, you’re going to try and overthrow him this quickly? C’mon! Capncook would probably be worse of a leader than Funks. I understand Capncook has his opinions, and I respect that. But I’m not liking his opinion. That’s my opinion.

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    • Even when Seanehawk just got into leadership, ACP didn’t fall out of the Top 5, and he was arguably the worst leader of ACP until now.

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      • Funks hasn’t prevented ACP falling out of the top ten for which I believe may have been the first time ACP has ever dropped out of the Top ten. However Capn is power hungry. So either way you have a bad leadership traits

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  10. Capn is just as bad as Funks. Ek would be a better leader.

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  11. ok first of all ik this will weaken ACP greatily yet capn nor any ACP owners cannot lead ACP into sucess so i think this rebellion will win but i think once it does it will be week like around 7th-10th position wonderful(evil)

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  12. weak

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  13. ACP should really make me leader -_- Trolololololz

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  14. http://nachoarmy.net/2012/08/22/this-is-it-2/#more-31319 My time is up. Can I get a post someone? (:

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  15. acp gonna die

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  16. The funny thing is Funks was an amazing leader until he lead ACP. I can’t even name all of the armies he helped rise. However, he’s just not a world power leader. He clearly focused most of his army career on medium armies, unlike these other guys who just focus on ACP the entire time. I don’t know, but that could be part of it.

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  17. Capn is too optimistic. He will fail harder then Funks. Just wait.

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  18. Why does everyone blame the leader? It’s not his fault ACP has unloyal soldiers who don’t show up to events.

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  19. Telling everyone you’re gonna do a coup before even doing it? Pretty funny.

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  20. with pain being couped, this will be the 2nd coup this week, bad week for leaders

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  21. I hate capn

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  22. Capn is going to be leader….
    Aaaaaaand it’s Eks

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  23. Why does everyone use like ic now, I mean seriously, 1.5ic?

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  24. I NEED HELP CUL IS GONNA POST FAKE HACK PICS TO CPAC DONT ACCEPT THEM THERE FAKE I CANT HACK I CANT EVEN CODE

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  25. you all need a life lol

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  26. The ACP is having trouble?
    Good, once the green has fallen purple will rise.

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  27. […] Greece, where he had very limited internet access, only enough for an hour every few days. However, Capn was very public about this coup as he wanted to get Europeans on his side, but this backfired, leaving the entire community knowing […]

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  28. […] where he had very limited internet access, only enough for an hour every few days. However, Capn was very public about this coup as he wanted to get Europeans on his side, but this backfired, leaving the entire community […]

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  29. […] where he had very limited internet access, only enough for an hour every few days. However, Capn was very public about this coup as he wanted to get Europeans on his side, but this backfired, leaving the entire community […]

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  30. […] where he had very limited internet access, only enough for an hour every few days. However, Capn was very public about this coup as he wanted to get Europeans on his side, but this backfired, leaving the entire community […]

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