Noobs: A Growing Threat To Our CP Community

Noobs: A Growing Threat To Our CP Community

Introduction

Hello Haters. With the ban lifted off Philosophy, I am able to go back to doing what I do best. Pissing People off in a Post Format. If you do not remember me, I am Riot, author of the posts “everyone” loved [i know sarcasm] Behind ACP and Activity: What Your Leaders Think. I have gotten this question four times since Behind ACP. Do I practice my posts on a different site or word doc before I post it here. Yeah, no. I wing it. I improv. I type until I run out of ideas, and then I immediately post it.

The Way of The Game

Noobs. They are everywhere. In every army, on every site. Like a virus, they spread. They eventually “hatch” from an annoying being to into today’s legends. Face it, we’ve all been a noob sometimes or another, some more annoying than others, but we have all been there.

On the other hand, we’ve all been annoyed or pestered by noobs before. These “new-beings” have bothered everyone in every army, everytime and everywhere. It doesn’t matter what culture, what language, what game. Noobs are everywhere.

If your like me, these noobs seriously piss you off, making you leave the chat for a short period of time or even “rage quitting” <hint, hint on my next post>. If you say “im not like that” then your lying. You cannot look into another persons eyes and say “I’ve never rage quit because of a noob before.”

The picture you see above is what I call the “CP Army Food Chain.” It clearly shows the “way of life” and “who the big fish is.” The top of the chain shows legends, and the bottom shows the Noob Specimen.

Defining the Word “Noob”

(urbandictionary.com)

Noob a peron who thinks they are very “internet savvy” but they just make them self look stupid. These newcomers usually think of themselves as celebs, have bad grammer, brag in a retarded way, and are overall annoying. A noob is a person who really sucks at a game but refuses to learn/listen to people who are skilled. Noobs generally get extremely upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game. Noobs are usually annoying and excessively stupid.

Use It in a Sentence Please?

Noob: oh ya????? well ur ugly and hav no lyf! u jus sit at teh pc all day talking mean 2 ppl! U FAIL!!!11! OMGZ HOW DO I MOVE?!?111//?!??1/?!/?1??!/???!

Interviews

I. Pup Pup Lego (retired) Interview.

I am Green   She is Blue

Do You Believe Noobs Are Hurting CP Armies?

well they dont hurt they just annoy people, like some will think what they know what theyre talking about, when in reality they need to stop getting in people’s business. but no, i dont think theyre hurting cp armies…

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II. Ryan (AR) Interview

I am Green   He is Blue

Do You Believe Noobs Are Hurting CP Armies?

Well, in my opinion, they really help on cp during battles, but on the chat they can be disruptive…

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III. [user wishes to be remained an anonymous source] Interview

I am Green   It is Blue

Do You Believe Noobs Are Hurting CP Armies?

Im 50% on that. They are obnoxious and rude, but they do help us during battles. They do, however, get frusterating during battles, asking the most noobish questions. “wut is that”, “how do i find the pin”, “omg u lied to me rockhopper isnt here”, “were loosing!?” But noobs are the future. However, I wish hey could skip over their annoying phase.

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What A Noob Will Do

(taken from Urban Dictionary with some changes)

Bold Examples Are The Most Common

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Walk into fire

 TYPE IN ALL CAPS

 kill his own teammates on accident

 Play on an easy difficulty setting

State the obvious (Ex: We Lost)

Spam you with messages

Have more deaths than kills

 Lose any game even six months after starting (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike)

Lose repeatedly

Accuse players who are winning of being hackers

Get owned by the same guy repeatedly

Make the same joke over and over again

Pretend To Be Cool

Be Too Loyal to The Army

Stay Online for 9+ hours a day and still suck at the game

Act Boss

Not Know What Powers Are

Beg for Higher Rank

Act Like They Know Everything

Ignore Skilled Players for Being Right

Threaten for Higher Rank (Ex: Make Me Owner or I leave and tell all my other noob friends not to ever come here ever again :@)

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The Real Question

Question: Are Noobs Seriously Harming CP Armies?

Answer: It depends on who you are, what army you lead, and how many noobs you are dealing with.

Conclusion

 And So It is, based on the three Interviews I gave, it is up to you to decide if Noobs are haming the CP Army Ecosystem. If you cannot decide, the odds are you think what the Interviews state, an obvious “nuetral” setting. Noobs will always be around us, they were here when HTML was invented in 1989, and they’ll be here a thousand years from now.

αντίο!

60 Responses

  1. noob

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  2. Cooooool

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  3. this post pissed me off

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  4. Lololol it says noobs are haming. Now i want ham. Thanks riot. I have done everything on that list. Ask zak. Or blue. Or anyone who met me. I have been in armies for 2 years and im still in my noob state. But imma lovable noob. And noobs are good tools. Like wen im mad at someone and i dont want to get banned, i call a noob on them. Like ill find a small army. There is many of tgem. And find a noob. Noobs are great. There like the little puppy that u can kick for entertainment. There funny too. Like, wen a uma noob shows up and coolster is afk. I tell them i am leader. I also say that blue is mascot. And notru is our pet horse. This is a long commenr. I spelt that rong but im toooo lazy to change it. If there were no noobs it wouldent be fun anymore. All dem seriouse people need ta lighten up. Or rage quit cuz of an army of noobs.

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  5. This is a disgrace to the noob race. LolXD

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  6. i piss ppl off am i a noob?

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  7. If CP armies are an ongoing story, then it’s up to the nooobs to write new chapters. Let ’em have their wide-eyed fun. We were all like that in the beginning.

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    • I was just talking about you the other day. What xat chat do you frequent?

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      • i dont frequent chats

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      • I don’t really frequent XAT. I’ve been out of the army spotlight for a while, but that may change soon. If I can get the specifics worked out, there’s going to be something pretty cool showing up soon. However, if you want to find me, I do go to Ninjas chat from time to time.

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  8. The thing is, noobs develop into all these things. We all don’t admit it, but we have done noob actions and been a noob at one stage. We need noobs to keep coming through and developing or there will be no more new troops to armies which will result in a possible death to armies.

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    • i love how these guys go to my posts and use their fancy ass big words that they would never use on any other post on any other site.

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      • Fancy ass words?
        Just admit it.
        You are too stupid to understand what he said.

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        • aww isnt that cute, hes trying to make a funny comment

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          • My point is, that we need the noobs(new recruits) to keep coming through or there will be no more CP armies. What happens when we all reach around 15 and all retire and there’s no noobs of today to come through and take our places, we die.

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  9. People have no inkling what philosophy actually is.

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  10. Hmm, you guys say noob as noob, but as I say them as narbs, and I have retired an army once cause I couldn’t stand the idiot noobs. True Story.

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  11. Yes, noobs are annoying but, they make Club Penguin armies what they are today. I know it might not make sense but if you think about it, it will make perfect sense. We don’t like them but they sort of keep us alive. Remember that next time you call a noob a noob.

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    • I kinda agree with Camera. Sure they can be annoying but you gotta train them the ways of the game. They are our future so respect them well so they can remain loyal and fight by your side. We all are getting them these days by chat recruiting or even cpps recruiting! Therefore, I should also note that maybe we should stop calling them “noobs” since that is kinda of an insult to the recruits. It is not their fault if they did not join armies in 06,07,08,etc. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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  12. Noobs are like babies. Make them learn, and they will un-noob

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  13. Noobs arn’t hurting armies. We would be dead soon without noobs.

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  14. “In all fairness, we are all still noobs. Even me, I admit, I and everyone else is a noob, because in the end, we lose, because we are using a game where the most violent item is the snowball for conflict.” Yeah, I quoted myself, and what?

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  15. Gotta love remembering all the well known army leaders today as noobs back in 2008 and 2009 lmao. But it’s a fact, more people who were noobs started out in RPF, and those people are today’s legends

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  16. What people underestimate is how fun you have when you’re a noob.

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  17. He’s talking about the Nacho 3ic’s i think. *wary*

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  18. YA BRO COUNTER STRIKE FOREVAAAAA

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  19. Thank god the philosophy ban was lifted…i love the philosophy. And i also love this post…5 starts 🙂

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  20. There’re two sides to this story, 1, there active, and 2, THEY NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT!

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  21. The fact of the matter is we can’t build an army on 15 year olds. It doesn’t have to be communism but unless we appreciate noobs in then we’re utterly screwed. I thought that was obvious?

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  22. Their is no such thing of being to loyal to an army, my 1st army was LT and yes I did a lot of those things 2 years ago when I joined. But I have stayed loyal and now I am very experienced and LT’s 2ic.

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  23. Its like the circle of life you start of as a noob then become a soilder then you become a leader then you become a legend. hopefully this made sense which it probably didn’t. like cody he started of as a major noob then he became a legend

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  24. I was the one that told the HOS to hire a few philosophers, by the way, so no one give me sh*t for that.

    A suggestion for your future post: tell both sides of the argument. Here, you just discussed how much ou hate noobs which, even then, wasn’t a very strong argument. Next time, talk about what makes them good for the army community.

    Also, Your posts should only pertain to CP armies, not all of the Internet / gaming. Use your own definitions and use them in way that explains the subject only in the context of CP armies. Much of this post (because you just used examples from urban dictionary) felt like it didn’t have anything to do with armies.

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    • yes sir.

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      • the urban dictionary parts were not my original plan to cover over the story, they kind of just overpowered what I originally thought of. A better title now that I think of it, wuld be “Defining Noobs” or something of the sort. My next post will be showing two sides to the story, though.

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  25. im a noob i do everything on that list 😦
    Walk into fire
    TYPE IN ALL CAPS
    kill his own teammates on accident
    Play on an easy difficulty setting
    State the obvious (Ex: We Lost)
    Spam you with messages
    Have more deaths than kills
    Lose any game even six months after starting (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike)
    Lose repeatedly
    Accuse players who are winning of being hackers
    Get owned by the same guy repeatedly
    Make the same joke over and over again
    Pretend To Be Cool
    Be Too Loyal to The Army
    Stay Online for 9+ hours a day and still suck at the game
    Act Boss
    Not Know What Powers Are
    Beg for Higher Rank
    Act Like They Know Everything
    Ignore Skilled Players for Being Right
    Threaten for Higher Rank (Ex: Make Me Owner or I leave and tell all my other noob friends not to ever come here ever again :@)

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  26. I was once a noob. In march I became no more nooby!

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  27. lolwut this is noob spelling

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  28. Lesson of the Post:
    We need to pretend that we appreciate noobs so that we don’t scare them all away from Armies since we depend on them to enjoy our little game and to have fun.

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  29. How ironic is it that most noobs are at the age where cp armies and all that were ment to be played.They should be the ones leading in a sense. xD

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  30. Riot always knows how to make one smile with his type of sarcastic,comical attitude. I love it pl ease show me more of your work.

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  31. […] 2. Noobs & Their Respected Positions Towards Armies (ie. Noobs: A Growing Threat To Our CP Community?) […]

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